Inspired by comments in the thread about the worst ever concept for a TV show. What would be some better things for your mom to be reincarnated as?
My first thought would be My Mother the Microwave Oven, so she can bitch about my diet and eating habits.
“My Mother the Computer.” Think about it, would you really want your mother to know everything on your computer?
Either that, or “My Mother the Condom.”
“My Mother the Killler Cyborg”.
My Mother the Mirror
‘Are you really going to wear that?’
My Mother the Bathroom Scale. “Oh dear. You’re putting on weight.”
My Mother the Refirgerator. “THAT’S what you call dinner?”
My Mother the TV. “I can’t believe you watch shows like this.”
My Mother the Scary Clown Figurine. “I’ll always be watching over you.”
My Mother the Vibrator. “You really need to find yourself a good man and settle down.”
My Mother the Cat. Which is pretty much the same as My Mother, except she sleeps in the same room with me.
I was going to suggest this one, with the comment “It’s nice outside! Why are you wasting your time sitting around in here?”
“My Mother, the voice in my spouse’s head.”
When you said “better things”, you meant worse ones, right?
My mother, the obese dwarf hoarder addicted to crack who didn’t know she was pregnant with octuplets.
Actually, that one would probably be a hit.
My Mother, the Prince Albert.
My Mother, My Kid
My Mother always swore to me that she was going to be reincarnated into my kid to wreck as much havoc on my life as I did on hers.
Well since she died before I was ready to have kids, I have been afraid to have kids.
This is a GREAT premise for a TV show!
Creepy, but great!