"My Naked Truth" or what I call "Bullshit"

[Boyo_Jim]

@clairobscur

…And no, men don’t put their dicks in anything that is offered, by the way.

My toaster calls out to me, but I resist.

[clairobscur]

@Malacandra

The younger and hornier you are, the more magical they are. A nineteen-year-old dick will be fairly happy with anywhere wet and warm. But men get less desperate and more choosy as they get older].

An aside, but since I read so often that horny teens/ young adults will fuck anything, I want to contradict that too. At 19, not only I wouldn’t have slept with anybody, but I was way more selective than I would become later. And believe me I both was very horny and wasn’t getting much action.

[fisha]

@Boyo_Jim

My toaster calls out to me, but I resist.

Snort.

[Labrador_Deceiver]

@clairobscur

And no, men don’t put their dicks in anything that is offered, by the way.

No, nobody said they did. Anywhere.