My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict.

Hi.

My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict.

I will get dressed and drive across town to the local mall JUST to spend 2.79 on a sweet, tasty, gooey, Cinnabon cinnamon roll.

I first noticed the addiction a few months ago when I had to make a tough decision. Clean the kitchen so I could cook dinner for myself, or go to the mall and eat a Cinnabon classic for dinner and buy a box of 6 for 10.99 that would last me a few days at home. Needless to say I drove across town for a Cinnabon fix instead of cleaning my kitchen.

This has happened on more than one occasion.

FTR, I am a 5’9" 155lb 26yo WM. How long can my figure take these “Cinnamon-goo-blasts” without ballooning up? These things must be super high calories.

I need to break the cycle. Are there more people out there like me?
My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict and I am lost in a sea of retarded sexuality.

Thanks for your support.

Gah. The cinnamon they use to make those things gives me a headache, and I don’t get headaches. Thank god I’m a diabetic.

Hey, Stinkpalm, do you ever get the pecan ones? I like both kinds, but the pecan ones totally kick ass.

I knew someone who made them at home from a recipe, and they tasted exactly like the ones you get in the mall. Do you want to know the secret?

Instant Mashed Potatoes

Isn’t that weird?

Stinkpalm, don’t do it… don’t turn your back on the sweet ooey-gooey goodness that is Cinnabon. I used to take this cinnamon delicacy fop granted, I was a fair-weather friend, only visiting on occasion, when it suited me.

Then one horrible day, I had a craving for a cinnabon, went to the mall, and much to my dismay saw that they were gone. :frowning: :mad: There are no Cinnabons here anymore. At all. Only cheap imitators. I live 100 miles from the nearest Cinnabon. I can also get Cinnabon when I pass through the Atlanta Airport (but I am usually queasy from flying).

I implore you, Stinkpalm don’t it.

:smiley:

*for granted.

And, the next time you get fix, think of me.

Pecanbon… Mmmmm…

When I was in high school, my mom worked at the mall, next to Cinnabon. I picked her up at work every night. Usually I would sit on a bench outside of her workplace, waiting for her. It got to where the smell of Cinnabon made my stomach churn. To this day I get queasy passing by one. If you’re serious about kicking the habit, you might force yourself to sit outside Cinnabon for an hour a day for a couple of weeks.

Given your yen for Cinnabon, Stinkpalm, perhaps you should change your handle to “Stickypalm”…

[SIZE=1]Or maybe not. Just a thought.[SIZE]

Wasting my 400th post on a code correction…“Or maybe not. Just a thought”.

One Cinnabon contains 670 calories and 34 grams of fat. I’d say you’ve got about a week or so.:slight_smile:

What the hell is a Cinnnabun?? 'Something like a Doughnut?
MMMMM… Doughnuts!

Nah, nah, nah. It ain’t the Cinnabons that get me, it’s the Mochalatta’s they have. Now THAT I will drive across town for, and do… even though they’re ridiculously expensive.

::sigh:: such wonderful memories of Cinnabon have I … I met the sweetest man there once upon a time.

I would definitely give my soul for a Cinnabon. Well, maybe a fiver instead. But the sentiment is the same.

ooooh…almost forgot about the Mochalattas! I think if I won the lottery I’d have to buy a Cinnabon chain and have them build an addition in my kitchen. Fully staffed of course, with sweet young things. My oh my.