My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict.

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Hi.

My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict.

I will get dressed and drive across town to the local mall JUST to spend 2.79 on a sweet, tasty, gooey, Cinnabon cinnamon roll.

I first noticed the addiction a few months ago when I had to make a tough decision. Clean the kitchen so I could cook dinner for myself, or go to the mall and eat a Cinnabon classic for dinner and buy a box of 6 for 10.99 that would last me a few days at home. Needless to say I drove across town for a Cinnabon fix instead of cleaning my kitchen.

This has happened on more than one occasion.

FTR, I am a 5’9" 155lb 26yo WM. How long can my figure take these “Cinnamon-goo-blasts” without ballooning up? These things must be super high calories.

I need to break the cycle. Are there more people out there like me?
My name is Stinkpalm and I am a Cinnabon addict and I am lost in a sea of retarded sexuality.

Thanks for your support.

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Gah. The cinnamon they use to make those things gives me a headache, and I don’t get headaches. Thank god I’m a diabetic.

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Hey, Stinkpalm, do you ever get the pecan ones? I like both kinds, but the pecan ones totally kick ass.

I knew someone who made them at home from a recipe, and they tasted exactly like the ones you get in the mall. Do you want to know the secret?

Instant Mashed Potatoes

Isn’t that weird?

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Stinkpalm, don’t do it… don’t turn your back on the sweet ooey-gooey goodness that is Cinnabon. I used to take this cinnamon delicacy fop granted, I was a fair-weather friend, only visiting on occasion, when it suited me.

Then one horrible day, I had a craving for a cinnabon, went to the mall, and much to my dismay saw that they were gone. :frowning: :mad: There are no Cinnabons here anymore. At all. Only cheap imitators. I live 100 miles from the nearest Cinnabon. I can also get Cinnabon when I pass through the Atlanta Airport (but I am usually queasy from flying).

I implore you, Stinkpalm don’t it.

:smiley:

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*for granted.

And, the next time you get fix, think of me.

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Pecanbon… Mmmmm…

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When I was in high school, my mom worked at the mall, next to Cinnabon. I picked her up at work every night. Usually I would sit on a bench outside of her workplace, waiting for her. It got to where the smell of Cinnabon made my stomach churn. To this day I get queasy passing by one. If you’re serious about kicking the habit, you might force yourself to sit outside Cinnabon for an hour a day for a couple of weeks.

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Given your yen for Cinnabon, Stinkpalm, perhaps you should change your handle to “Stickypalm”…

[SIZE=1]Or maybe not. Just a thought.[SIZE]

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Wasting my 400th post on a code correction…“Or maybe not. Just a thought”.

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One Cinnabon contains 670 calories and 34 grams of fat. I’d say you’ve got about a week or so.:slight_smile:

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What the hell is a Cinnnabun?? 'Something like a Doughnut?
MMMMM… Doughnuts!

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Nah, nah, nah. It ain’t the Cinnabons that get me, it’s the Mochalatta’s they have. Now THAT I will drive across town for, and do… even though they’re ridiculously expensive.

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::sigh:: such wonderful memories of Cinnabon have I … I met the sweetest man there once upon a time.

I would definitely give my soul for a Cinnabon. Well, maybe a fiver instead. But the sentiment is the same.

ooooh…almost forgot about the Mochalattas! I think if I won the lottery I’d have to buy a Cinnabon chain and have them build an addition in my kitchen. Fully staffed of course, with sweet young things. My oh my.