I suspect you guys are picturing svelte blonde student residents of the wimmins persuasion.
Admittedly, there are some of those, but they let hairy-assed male students into university these days too. There’s a 50/50 chance this accidental nudity will be of the stomach, rather than loin, churning variety.
The OP reminds me of that old story about the old lady who called the police because her neighbours were walking around naked in their apartment all the time. The police came, but they couldn’t really see the neighbour’s window from her windows. The old lady proceeded to demonstrate for them; “Well, you have to get on this chair and reeeeally stretch your neck out…”
My picture windows face the beach, but the water’s edge is a few hundred feet away, and down an embankment. We never close blinds or drapes because it’s rare that anyone walks by, especially at night. So if we are doing stuff, we just have to keep it low. And hope that anyone on a boat doesn’t have binoculars.
“Keep your ass down, honey! Someone might be watching from the beach!”
You obviously hadn’t read your script - you were supposed to deliver they pizza, they wouldn’t have been able to find the money, “Gee, pizzaboy, is there some other way we can pay you?”