Okay, I have a tendency to walk around naked for a while after I shower. I can’t use talc (at least, every brand I’ve tried makes me sneeze and sneeze and sneeze) and I prefer to be absolutely dry before I get dressed.
My hubby does not object to this.
Yesterday one of my neighbors called me, highly irate about this. She found her son masturbating while staring out his bedroom window with binoculars – and he confessed he was looking at me, and had done so in the past after he’d ‘accidentally’ discovered I’m likely to walking around naked at that time of the morning.
Okay. So I’m thinking, ewww! Iccky. Not that I object to boys masturbating. Not that I object to being found, uh, is ‘stroke worthy’ a meaningful term? It’s just that if a semi-stranger is getting off over me, I’d really prefer not to have knowledge of it. And expecting her to apologize or something.
And then she proceeds to attack me for my ‘indecent explosure’!
And says if I don’t stop doing it, she’ll report me to the police!
Okay, I think this is nuts, but I’m checking just to be sure. Here’s the set up:
There is a minimum distance of 50 yards from our house to our lot line on all sides. In the direction this kid was spying from it’s close to 70. (Plus more distance from the lot line to his bedroom window.) That lot line is also planted with a row of pine trees and forsythia bushes. It doesn’t make an absolutely sight-proof barrier, but it definitely closes off that side of the yard so completely I’ve never felt exposed to view working in it.
All of the ‘public’ rooms of our house have sheers (which are always closed) topped by valences and/or drapes. I tried to look in while having hubby walk around yesterday afternoon and at night – during the day you can only make out vague bulk outlines, at night you see only silhouettes.
Our bedroom (which faces this boy’s house) has a full length slider door, with vertical blinds over it. I ‘tilt’ these open in the morning to let sunshine in, but they’re still there, and inhibit sight at least partially. As in, if I’m standing at the far edge of the lawn and deliberate stare at the window, I can determine that my husband is standing there, and make out what clothes he is wearing, but in narrow ‘strips’ of seeing and not seeing.
In these circumstances, can being naked in MY OWN BEDROOM possibly be considered indecent exposure???
My hubby thinks he should ‘explain’ to this kid why he should not be peeping into my window. (Bad idea, I know.)
I wonder if I should preemptively report the kid for being a peeping tom – but again, if he’s in his own house? It’s not like he was in my yard or anything.