Last night a neighbour across the street put on a little show, it seemed, for my benefit .
At about 10:30 she let her blouse fall off and started to oil herself all over, in what she imagined was a sexy way. Now I wouldn’t say she was ugly, but she ain’t the prettiest gal on the block. However her body wasn’t too bad!
Anyway why did she do this in plain view, suddenly and for no apparent reason? I had never thought of her sexually before this…
I feel like she wants something in return. Should I maybe respond with a sexy strip-tease?
And thus does MPSIMS continue its degradation into “creative” writing of a quality and content far more well suited to forums of a more prurient and salacious nature, such as those published by Penthouse.
What exactly was "prurient and of a salacious nature" in the OP?
Compared to some of the TMI threads that have been started in MPSIMS this thread is about as salacious and prurient as reading the United States tax code.
Sooo… what happened exactly? Did you get to see this through a window where she left the shades open? Or did she do all this outside, right in the middle of the street? …-If that’s the case, you may not have been the only one she knew was watching, and (perhaps) she is looking for a bit bigger party than you were…
Assuming this is true, you had best be careful in reciprocating. People (and most especially men) can be arrested for putting on shows like this even if they are safely within the confines of their own house.
How do you know she was putting on a show for your benefit? Was she looking into your window while she was oiling herself? Did she stand there waving and yelling till she knew you were paying attention?
If I were in my own living room at 10:30 at night, and I suddenly felt like oiling myself up, I’d go on and do it. It would simply never occur to me that someone across the freakin’ street would be looking into my windows. I wouldn’t have any idea of whether or not the people across the street were even still up and about, because it would never occur to me to look into their windows. That’s just…creepy, frankly. (Of course, I figure if anybody’s so creepy or rude as to look into my windows and sees me naked, the resulting blindness is no more than they deserve.)
No, you should not respond with a sexy strip-tease. You should quit looking into other people’s windows.
um, you don’t have blinds in your windows? <blink, blink>
I have these:
Not a plug for the company, I got mine locally…just an example of what I have.
In the winter, I use a variant of these: http://www.1windowquilts.com/
that I got in kit form from a sewing store, though they are wider, and magnet to the frames around the inside of my window to seal the edges. It was a white layer on the side to the window, a layer of quilted batting, and I used a ‘decorator’ fabric that went with my furniture covers nicely. They are essentially heavily insulated roman shades, sort of.
Nobody can casually look into my house, unless I have the blind in my bedroom open so I can look out and watch the chickens while I am on my computer=)
No, if you’re going to suddenly start oiling yourself up in your living room, or anything else you don’t want someone outside to EASILY see… you should close your blinds. It’s called decorum.
I was positive that this thread was going to be about the lamps mentioned in this thread about bad interior design (see voguevixen’s post about them - post #4).
Anyway, I say don’t feel obligated to put on a “show” in return, especially if you’re not absolutely sure that The Oiling was for you in the first place.
What kind of oil?
No, I would not do a striptease for her in return. If you find her interesting you should just try to get acquainted with her in the usual polite way. Whatever that is.
Thanks if6was9, I don’t think its freakish to cast the occasional glance into someone else’s window at all. I mean when its dark, and they have the light on, you can hardly help it. I stress that I did not keep gawking at her, just enough to see what was going on!
I don’t think I will be able to get to know her as I rarely see her outside, and I am aware that responding with something similar, as astro mentioned, might get me in trouble.
Also am not sure if anyone else was watching, but will post any further lechery as it happens :).
I am reminded of a girl across the street who used to touch her pussy while on the phone - full blown masturbation really. I wonder if its something I could will to happen… Now that would be cool!
I know someone who does this. The thing is, she doesn’t realise when she is doing it. So I have to tap her on her arm to get her to stop! She doesn’t get off on it or anything, her hand just always goes down there! Very wierd.
No, if I’m on my property, inside my house, I’m within my rights to strip buck naked and press my pasty, dimpled ass against the window while attempting to fart “The Stars and Stripes Forever”. (I wouldn’t do that, of course, because I’m the one who has to clean the windows, and besides, that would be crass.) After all, I’m in my home, and nobody else has any reason or right to be looking in my windows.
Decorum’s a two-way street, and looking into someone’s windows is every bit as indecorus as staring when someone loses their bathing suit at the beach or pawing through someone’s purse that happens to be lying open. I’m just sayin’.
And yes, I’ve got blinds, but I never draw them unless I’m trying to sleep in the living room. I like sunlight and being able to look out on the street, so the blinds stay open. Besides, like I said, anybody violating the boundaries of my home by looking into my windows and seeing me naked will be immediately and deservedly stricken blind.
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