My neighbors are having a religious revival downstairs

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I normally leave the rent with my downstairs neighbors, who then deliver it to the owner. They haven’t been home all weekend, which is kind of unusual, so I thought I would try them one more time.

I go downstairs and I start to hear all this shouting and moaning in Spanish. There is one man preaching loudly and a whole bunch of women moaning, “Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!” I knocked, sort of embarrassed, and stood eavesdropping for a while. The preaching sounded a lot like the Pentecostal fire-and-brimstone-help-me-Jesus stuff I’ve seen on T.V. No one answered the door, so I left.

I’ve got to say, I am now sort of creeped out.

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Are you sure it’s a religious revival and not an orgy?

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Either way, I’d suggest finding the owner yourself. :smiley:

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My guess is orgy.

BTW, reminds me of an old joke-

There are four types of orgasms:

  1. The positive orgasm, where she screams “Oh yes! Oh yes!”

  2. The negative orgasm, where she screams “Oh no! Oh no!”

  3. The spiritual orgasm, where she screams “Oh God! Oh God!”

  4. The fake orgasm, where she screams “Oh [insert victim’s name here]! Oh [insert victim’s name here]!”

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Yeah, you said it was in Spanish - you sure Jesus isn’t the mailman’s name?

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Well, I might have guessed orgy too, except nobody sounded like they were having a good time. Sounded closer to an exorcism, actually!

Anyway, when I went back down two hours later, they were gone and I haven’t heard hide nor hair of them since. Weird.

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Exorcism, orgy – either way, the demon inside you is comin’ out and it’s going to be messy.

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Get a really good witchdocter costume, knock on their door and ask to borrow some sugar. When they ask if you’re going to a costume party say “No,…you wouldn’t have a live chicken I could borrow as well,…would ya…huh”