I’ll start this off by saying I live in a horrible place. It’s a big dirty city where the rent costs way more than it’s worth (but I don’t want to turn this into a discussion about why I continue to live here… I’m planning to get out as soon as it’s feasible but I have to finish school first). Particularly, my apartment is situated along the front of the complex near a fairly busy street in this big dirty city. I’ve mostly gotten accustomed to the noise but once in a while I inevitably get woken up by the occasional motorcycle or sports car ripping through the streets at a decibel level several times that of a commercial jet engine.
Now if that wasn’t douchey enough (and yes, it’s incredibly douchey and pitworthy in its own right), today’s stunt tops the Doucheometer. 7AM and I get to roll out of bed to the sounds of some asshole preaching “THE HOLY GOSPEL” over some other asshole’s radio cranked to max volume right outside my bedroom window. I look out the window and see the offending car parked in front of the complex with the door wide open, clearly intending to broadcast their message far and wide, lest our eternal souls be damned.
This pissed me off enough to throw on some clothes and actually go outside and confront the person. I see that it’s a middle-aged woman who’s about ready to leave her car when I get there. I cordially mention how loud it is and that there are people trying to sleep in the apartments here. Her response is to completely ignore me, lock her car, and proceed to (jay)walk across the street.
Now I’m sure she thought she was doing everyone around her a huge fucking favor and would never accept the fact that she’s just supremely obnoxious. My only solace is knowing that when I get to hell, I won’t have to deal with fucking cunts blasting the gospel from their car stereos (it’ll be rap instead).
I know, I know. It’s not really financially feasible for me to move until I finish my degree; and even then I’m still pretty unsure of what kind of job I want to get and whether I’ll be able to get it.
So, lemme get this straight…she locked the car with the engine on - or radio at least on - and left? When did she come back? What did you say when she ignored you? How long did it last?
Oh no, she didn’t leave the radio on. She killed the engine before she locked the car and left. I couldn’t say anything when she ignored me since she just bolted across the street. I’d say she was blaring the radio for 3-4 minutes and by the time I came out to the car she left in a hurry.
Had this been 30 years ago you could have used the exterior switch. You break of the radio antenna. She could then install a ghetto antenna and fit in better.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses have evolved. Err, I don’t think they believe in that, so I’ll just say that God has presently imbued them the ability to tele-evangelize.
Wait until night time, get out a “this record was made to play loud” death metal, or something, and crank that bad bastard up. See how she likes that. Warn the other neighbors first, just to be safe.
Amateurs take a dump on the hood of the car. Pros will aim for the air intake vents between the hood and windshield wipers. Taco Bell an hour beforehand will help move the spirit.
I never have understood why people think being an asshole will make people want to convert to your point of view. I find that asshole Christians are a more popular reason to reject Christianity than not believing in God.