…tells me to sit down and says what a fabulous job I am doing, that everyone is so impressed with my work, and that he has only one criticism. I work too hard. He then goes on to tell me that I should take more time to goof off or do whatever it takes, so that they can catch up to my speed.
Wooohooo! I have been given the ok to post from work again! I have missed you guys!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Congrats, PCW!
And here I thought the background music to this post was gonna be either Moody Organ Music,
Or 70’s porn jazz.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I think we will all be going home slightly disappointed if there isn’t even a little bit of debauchery involved.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Geez! That’s great! Congrats! Must be nice to have a boss that notices your hard work…
Yeah I was a bit disappointed myself about that myself. He is quite a babe… but I guess he heard the rumours of my not mixing business with pleasure…oh well.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Wow. That actually happens in the real world? Can I buy your boss? Maybe rent him for a little while?
Yep, I was thinking Penthouse Forum, too. Good job, PCW, but how disappointing.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
I was hearing the familiar strain of 70’s porn music guitars…
“Say, you look warm in those clothes. Why don’t you get comfortable?”
My thoughts exactly, Doc. The moment I saw the thread title, I was finishing off the ellipsis with, “…and she really tried to be good, but it just wasn’t in her nature!”
Well, I was expecting a learned discussion of the merits of Kierkegaard vs. Hegel.
What kind of boss is this, telling someone they work too hard? I would expect him to crack the whip and say “faster! faster!”
But still, that’s good news, PCW!
Sorry to disappoint ya guys…
Hey… maybe if I brought the whips, chains and handcuffs to the next staff meeting…
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Good onya, babe!
I must admit I too was waiting for the
< Zzzzzippp! > “And here’s the salami!”
VB
Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now!
Heh. And here I thought my professional services were going to be required.
-Melin
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