My new funeral plans. (Substitute Packers for Steelers)

[duffer]

I just found this.

I already showed it to my wife and gave her instructions that this is how my demise will be celebrated.

Smith’s body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.

Now I look forward to death.