For those of you who have met me IRL at dopefests, I’m sure you all remember fondling my nuts. They are beautiful, feel great against your skin, and are adored by men and women alike. Still, one question has remained unanswered until now:
Are my nuts real?
I figured the Doper’s would be able to put this one down instantly upon looking at and touching my nuts. But even after getting my nuts in their hands and taking a close, hard, and long look, people were still unsure whether or not they were real. Dopefest after dopefest, I had everyone examine and fondle my nuts, but still we could never get a decent verdict.
Well, I have found others with nuts like mine, and they ARE real! Here is a page dedicated to nuts like mine! Very interesting. Some more ignorance banished, and now I can show people my nuts with pride, knowing that they are the real deal.
Thanks to everyone who offered to feel and examine my nuts, and then hazarded a guess. It sure was alot of fun having everyone at the table rubbing my nuts to fight ignorance. Maybe we can still do that, even though we know the truth. Wouldn’t be a proper dopefest without some gratuitous nut rubbing.
Ummm…you do have some interesting nuts there dj ;). I studied the pictures trying to figure out which nuts were yours, picturing in my head other dopers fondling them, but I just can’t seem to figure out which ones belong to you. There’s so many colors, textures, shells, and sizes to choose from. ~sigh~ So many nuts, so little time
A closeup of nuts like mine, just to clarify. This page even mentions that they look plastic! Alot of people thought I had plastic nuts at the Dopefests. 100% natural, baby!
I’m a white kid, but everyone just loves my black nuts. Can you blame them?
