I’m gay! 
Seriously, I thought for a long time my cousin was a lesbian - no boyfriends for 40 years. Then suddenly she has a boyfriend, they’ve living together… all very confusing to the rest of the family.
I wish I had some gay relatives! 
Oh, and I think my Evil Sister is bisexual, but she’d never admit it. I think that’s why she’s so bitter. 
Esprix