My photo

People have been clamoring for me to post my picture so I have finally succumbed
to the pressure.

Here it is:

As a bonus, scroll down for a second shot of my Adonis-like features.

Didn’t I see you in “Gremlins”?

Man’s best fiend.

Glad you noticed. I was too cute for a major part, so I had to settle for a cameo.

I know it’s hard to tell, but those are two different guys. Glad to know there is a successor to the three-time champ.

Here’s my pic.

I don’t know where I got but I always assumed you were some type of avian.

Man, the second picture of you is better.

I loved you in Donnie Darko.

I used to be, but then I had an operation.