Ahhh yes… the Casa Anthrax.
I admire your restraint not to Lance a lot.
You just gave away your sex…(reference to the problems with handle thread)
I suppose you could be a lesbian 
Scylla , you don’t just have guests. You’re entertaining Nubility. And Prince William and Harry where nowhere in sight…?
Once again, confirming every man’s fear – that once you’re settled down as a family man, THEN you’ll just keep bumping into hot babes every time you turn.
BTW, all those requests for web pics – obviously, the ideal would be overhead photographs of the pool area, taken from a blimp-cam.
Main Entry: Nu·bi·an
Pronunciation: 'nü-bE-&n, 'nyü-
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
1 a : a native or inhabitant of Nubia b : a member of one of the group of dark-skinned peoples that formed a powerful empire between Egypt and Ethiopia from the 6th to the 14th centuries
2 : any of several languages spoken in central and northern Sudan
- Nubian adjective
So these girls are all dark-skinned?
You know a couple of centuries ago , as pater nostra you could have exercised your rights for droits de signeur i believe , spelling could be way off though.
Seriously , life does work in mysterious ways , watch what you wish for , you just might get it. And i bet 10 or more years ago ,you did wish for this ,lol.
Declan
He did say they’d been tanning for 2 weeks…
Come clean, Scylla.
You’re not complaining.
You’re BRAGGING…
I think Scylla should buy himself a pimp suit. Though he’d probably be too old to wear it…
Gawd, I hope I never get that ‘grown-up’. The day a young, shapely beauty-let alone a half-dozen of them-no longer grabs my attention, is the day I start to die.
I agree that a youngster like that would have a lot of ‘maintenance and overhead’. But heck, it’s free to look!
(I’m 34, BTW. My wife will be 38 in August. And I’ll take her over some 20-year-old bathing beauty any day of the week. But I’d still love to see Scylla’s guests helping each other with their tanning lotion …)
I’m trying to think of something to say as a sort of “pat on the back”, Scylla. I really am.
But to be honest, I’m wondering how high you’re pulling your plaid, double-knit, polyester slacks over your pink golf-shirt these days.
Then again, I’m young and horny.
And malkavia, that’s a goddamned lie and you know it! I broke your sexy bank back in the day, and I still would’ve been out there swimming the entire day, possibly taking time off work to do so. Though it’s true that you’d become murderous. I’m surprised I escaped death so many times.
He’s a man on a mission, he’s a pimp with a blimp, and he’s surrounded by Nubian beauties … he’s Scylla … and he’s
Kool Pool Daddy
wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka-wakka-chakka
Okay, I’ve been watching too much Soul Cinema.
Clearly this number of women is disturbing to you. How many would you need to get rid of to make you more comfortable?
Send me your address, and I will send you shipping crates, as many as you need.
Bah. Me too. Granted, you seemed a bit less lecherous <i>back in the day</i>.
PREVIEW PREVIEW PREVIEW. :smack:
Too true, too true. Well, seemed, at least. I can’t account for any of my back-in-the-day behaviour, at all. I’m still waiting for all my brain tissue to grow back. Little rascals…
[Inigo Montoya]You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means[/Inigo]
Hey man, I can relate…at the sister in law’s this weekend. Her hubby’s daughter from a previouse marrige was over with one of her friends…two 17 year olds, in tiny bikini’s.
I spent the whole time in the house…I know myself too well to even get close enough to tempt me. So I just read a lot. I didn’t want to be the creepy older guy that was sneeking peeks.
Not quite. Read this Straight Dope column from 1996:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_181.html