So I had one of those sort of Persian inspired area rugs. Not super valuable, but I did pay around $300 for it.
So yesterday, I take it outside to sort of shake it out and then let it sit in the sun for a bit (I flopped it on top of my car) (aside: I had steam cleaned my carpets including this one the day before and so it was a little damp).
Anyway, some fucker stole it! As I said, it was not super valuable, but damn it, it really pulled the room together!
I thought this thread was going to be about a shaving accident.
Damn! I was going to come in here and ask if pulled the room together.
Sorry about your rug Dude.
No, it’s “It really tied the room together.” It TIED the room together–…
You got any Kahlua?
At least he didn’t pull it out from under you.
That bites. Sorry Binary.
Who would do something like this? Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos..
Bummer.
Did anyone else think of, “Hell Toupee?”
no, I was going for the Big Lebowski, too. Sorry, dude.