Ron Perlman!
I’d say Jay rather than Silent Bob
Are you kdding? This is clearly a job for “Snowball.”
[sub]Or perhaps Oleg, the Russian cousin.[/sub]
Ron Perlman? Great idea! And that reminds me… Let’s get Michael Wilcott (Wolcott? Damn, I suck with names today) in here somewhere, too. If what’s-his-name (from Videodrome) isn’t available to be the Creepy Smoking Guy In The Copier Room, we can get MW to do it…
Snowball for the lolly guy not the psycho
BTW I now think of your handle completely differently. 
DAMN! That was entirely uncalled for! 
Funny and quick witted, but uncalled for.
Come on, tell us who it was. You must know by now.
Oh, no… They must’ve offed Ogre if we haven’t heard back by now–AHHHHHHHHH!!! ::runs around in circles::
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Lolly, lolly, lolly…
Hey, what about having Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Joile in it? We can ogle Jolie, and BBT can be the deranged Santa… the one whose basement has the assorted body parts…
Won’t somebody PLEASE this of the children.
Please what of the children?
This?
<picks up random product at dismemberment and waves it>
lolly…
I finally, at long last, found out who my Secret Santa was, if anyone out there is still interested. My suspicions were correct all along. The strange engineer guy came up to me this morning laughing. He asked me how I liked the machete.
“Nice and sharp,” said I, somewhat nervously.
“Good. Good.” He looked thoughtful for a second. “So, are you available to go on that inspection trip with me next week?”
My blood ran cold. Inspection…trip. Crap, I’d forgotten that I told him I could help him out on some of his inspections. I’m gonna be alone with this guy in some of the most middle-of-nowhere places in Alabama next week! I think I’ll take the machete.
:eek:
Oh, and Andygirl, you scare me worse than my Secret Santa does! 
My love for you is ticking clock, BEZERKER!!!
Would you like to making fuck? BEZERKER!!!
Did he just say “making fuck?”
Yes he did and if I recall correctly this is from Clerks one of my favorite movies. I live about 45 minutes from the store it was filmed at and do go there occasionaly to relive the movie’s memories
Gosh, I like a good hijack as much as the next red-blooded Amurrican, but guys, my life is in danger here.
“No one cares,” he lamented with the back of his hand pressed melodramatically to his forehead.
First things first:
MannyL I know that was from Clerks, so was my response. :rolleyes:
Next, Ogre, wadaya want us to do? You want we should snuff the guy? You want maybe he tries on some cement shoes? Sorry, that’s not our line. Quoting movies, we can do. Whacking people, not so much.
hey ogre:
remember to wipe off your prints when you’re done with the machete 