My secret shame

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*Originally posted by manwithaplan *
**I much prefer seventies Elvis to fifties Elvis. There, I said it.

Well, there’s so much more to love…

Are you supposed to be ashamed of liking Jimmy Webb songs? Just “MacArthur Park,” right?

RIGHT?

Whence cometh this use of past tense? Do you no longer feel that special little tingle when you hear the opening strains of “Running in the Family”?

For shame. :wink:

Why, just this past weekend, I listened to my RITF CD twice over on a drive up to see my beau . . . My dog threw up in the car. I’m not sure what to make of that . . .

I have a level 60 cleric ~~

and

I own KC & the Sunshine Band’s Greatest Hits CD.

/hangs her head in shame

Back in the day, I bought both Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice CDs. And when my current BF asked why I had them, I said that some of my ex BF’s sister’s CDs must have gotten mixed up with mine. Is there any hope?

I love Smallville.

When I’m running late I’ll usually skip brushing my hair until after my first class. I figure anyone who is awake enough to critizise my “style” deserves the punishment.

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I’m the guy that got Star Trek cancelled[/sub]

Seriously:
[sub]I watched the finale of American Idol[/sub]

I used to smoke Virginia Slims.

sob

My hero is Dexter, from the cartoon show “Dexter’s Laboratory”

I’ve never watched any reality TV.
Never.

i eat pickled jalapeno peppers…a jar at a time.

blame my PMS.

I have a box of books pushed to the back of a closet so nobody else can see them. Porn? Nope. Ummm, uhhh, well, oh God just say it! I read Barbara Cartland.

I want to get cable solely so I can tape Elimidate reruns.

I have never watched “Friends”. The only thing I know about any of the cast is the blonde use to be on Mad About You. And I have only seen bits and pieces of Seinfeld. I didn’t find it all that funny.

I still enjoy catching a buzz every once and a while. A $20 baggie lasts me 3 or 4 months.

All of you, all of you, are forgiven for your shameful confessions.

Now do penance and give up yer aul sins.

All our sins are belong to you?

Boy are you gonna catch some heat.

Hey jjimm, me too!

The video for “Cry Me a River” came on before I left the homestead this morning… I found myself boogying.

Justin Timberlake is 21, right? That means he’s 13 years younger than me.

Is it sick that I want to jump on his bones?

You really want me to send you Air Guitar II? Well, if you insist…hey, I’ll even throw in Rock Monsters as a treat.

Well since I’d like to jump his ex-girlfriend’s bones, and I make the age difference somewhat larger there, so I grant you absolution.

Hell I’d use jjimm as a condom to get a go on Britney :stuck_out_tongue: