My secret shame

“Oh go eat some flowers!”
“Oh no, my secret shame!”

  • The Simpsons

Yes, I know for all of those who haven’t seen a full Simpsons episode that won’t be funny. I can’t believe you guys were forgiven for that!

Blasphemers!!!

:smiley:

And I own every cd that Britney Spears has ever recorded…

I STILL think Spice World is funny. Not only that, but when the Spice Girls were popular my friends and I made dances to most of the songs. I still practice them monthly.

I have aspirations to be a famous singer, and take every opportunity to make “music videos.” The only thing holding me back is that there is only one song that I can sing well: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton.

I just ate a box of Girl Scout cookies, the Friendship Circle type.

I’m watching Fastlane, and I kinda like it

I have a Jar Jar Binks watch and I like to eat cold Brussels sprouts.

Ye gad.

So Little Time

It’s the name of the most recent Olsen show. I remembered.

Usually I would rather read books/surf the net than talk to people face to face.

I think malcom mcdowell was really hot in a clockwork orange.

I listen to Cher.

hangs head in shame

I have seen every episode of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues

more than once
and I liked it.

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Once, I was so desperate for something to read that I read one of those trashy romance novels.

i still have the centerfold of scott baio from an 80s issue of tiger beat…um…i had it laminated a couple of years ago…(turns eyes downward and hangs head)

I have a CD of Lita Ford’s Greatest Hits. Kiss Me Deadly is my favorite song on it.

Awww, common, you missed the most shameful pun you could have made! "Purrfect"

Me too, to the extent that I have created not one, not two, but three Neopets related websites.

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I’ll third that shame. My husband thinks it’s a phase and that I will grow out of my Justin-lust.
I sure hope so. I’m – years older than him!
I feel so dirty…

(Oh, and while I’m confessing–I must also say that I watched every single episode of “Tough Enough” on MTV and I don’t even like wrestling. I also watch "Real World’ and “Road Rules” on occasion.) :eek:

I love the Tomb Raider movie.

I also enjoy the games and wish Lara Croft did not have such enormous boobs.

Velveeta I love the stuff. Grew up on it and became imprinted. Haven’t had any for some time as my wife of four years can’t handle it around. I’m thinking of making a secret stash. Sigh.

I love to do the New York Times crossword in ink.
My secret shame…in a week, I usally can only finish about four without any “write-overs”.
/Hangs Head.

“I’m gonna put this foot up 'side that side of your head, and there ain’t a thing you can do about it”

How can’t anyone love that.

I like Billy Jack for two reasons. First, it was my dad’s favorite movie. Second is all the stuff with the improv theatre group. I was in an improv group in 10th-12th grades, and did lots of the same stuff.

Not a very well made movie, I must admit.

I like hentai.

Actually, I’m not really ashamed of it, as I’m not ashamed of anything that I know of. It’s just the best I can do for a thing I reckon most folks would think I should feel ashamed of.

I am a closet Neil Diamond fan
and
I am addicted to the Lifetime channel

:o