Twenty four news cycle, the explosion of social media, the internet…before, there might have been one dude who believed in a conspiracy. Where would he find other nuts like himself? Now he can go online and be embraced by a variety of communities. Reinforcement gets boring, so they go to escalation.
Ahhh, but Donald Trump knows the real story! You wouldn’t believe what his investigators are finding out!
But it’s inappropriate to tell you about any of it.
What ever happened to the UN black helicopters? I think it’s time to bring that one back for another go-round.
Just dropping in to say that the beliefs the OP listed do not necessarily add up to Holocaust Denier. A few industrial strength fundies who don’t believe in the moon landings (because the earth has to be flat in order for Jesus’ descent from heaven to be witnessed by the entire earth at once) are actually very pro-Israel, because the starring role that Jerusalem will play in the end times.
The three other wacko beliefs are just “our government is evil!!!” kind of claptrap.
Yeah. Why would I want to leave America just to visit America Jr.?
Could you ask him about the death of Osama bin Laden? Since you have to put up with him for three more days and he will invariably talk about CTs, why not have a lark and ask him what he thinks of the news of OBL’s death. Then, report back to us in this thread what he said.
I, for one, would like to know his CT on OBL. 
(You need to do some homework ahead of time.)
Tell him that a marriage celebrant was recently arrested on charges s/he wasn’t properly authorized to perform marriages in Wyoming, and all marriages going back xx years are legally invalid.
Then recall the name of the person who officiated at his own wedding.
Since New Mexico’s been brought up, what are his views on Roswell? Is the truth out there?
I’ve mentioned this before but my personal favorite conspiracy story was back in 2000 when a co-worker was explaining how the presidential election controversy was all a set-up. Congress had arranged it so they could declare the election invalid.
“So let me get this straight. You’re saying the United States government has a secret plan to take over the United States government?”
“Well…it sounds stupid when you put it like that.”
Then you will have half a planetful of angry stupid people in eternal pain. If your thought their judgement was bad BEFORE, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Won’t work they were married in NY. But wait their minister is no longer a minister. He quit..Hum.
Well, last night the he did ask me if I thought some people were evil or they became evil. I said that some people, I think, are evil. He said that’s were we differ. He thinks all people are good but do evil things. Then he lost me because the Holocaust came up. He said his people were German do I hold WWII against all the German people. Well, of course not…(idiot) Then he said that I shouldn’t judge the Germans (sic) for the death of the Jews or other races they killed(sic) I don’t..I do blame the Nazis for genocide and there is nothing he can say to change my mind. We were at a restaurant so kicking him wouldn’t be appropriate.
They painted them silver so you can’t tell. But they’re still black underneath.
Oh, that’s it. I’m glad you found your point of difference; it was hard to tell you apart,
Easy. Tell him that you’ve just read about a court case that said that if a minister that officiates weddings actually quits… then all the weddings that he did are now null and void.
They’re pro-Israel so that they Jews can go and get themselves incinerated and bring on the end of the world.
I don’t think that’s really “Pro-Israel”.
-Joe
Huh?
Returning to New Mexico, don’t forget that Demi Moore was born in Roswell, and not too long after [del]the aliens crashed[/del] the weather balloon went down.
Excuse me, I have to go answer the door, someone is kn…
They knew.