My site was hacked!

The BBQ Pit
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By Odin’s infectious goat, I am pissed.

Some of you may have seen my website in my sig. It’s a dinky little thing that I haven’t been updating because I’ve been quite sick since august. In fact, there was an article on there detailing the experience of the lengthly antibiotics, the 20cm midline, and everything else for those who were interested.

I load up my site today, as it’s my homepage, and what do I see? The body of my article has been replaced with “U bin h4x3d by PC - Greets to Skeet - Poo Poo”.

And the guy left his freakin’ e-mail address too! Or at least it could be his, it’s hotmail after all.

But right now, I’d like to issue a warning to my dear sister Ladybug, who might be reading this and has never been quite fully exposed to my temper. I’ll be colorful.

Okay - now for the rant.

To this larger-than-life, foul-smelling, hideously-blinding, infected vaginal bloodwart: What the fuck was your problem? My site was shit! I’ll admit it, but it was mine! I’m sure hacking PHPNuke makes you feel big, but I am officially pissed off. I will pray to the Powers that Be that you experience the same level of pain that I had described in that lost article. With any luck my prayers will be answered and you will constantly find yourself sitting on the wrong end of a claw hammer for three months!

God damn I am infurated.

Please be on the lookout for man with claw hammer sticking out of his ass

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Don’t forget to put a sticker on him saying

“U bin VioLaTed by PoLlO BolO - Greets to ya mo(V)z - U Biotch!”.

:smiley:

I hope you get the site back up and running.

Good luck, good rant.

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Rassa-frassin stupid World Eater making me laugh… Thanks. I needed that. :slight_smile:

It’s back up. Only one article was hacked but I don’t know if it was the SQL database or the actual PHP files that got hit. I’ll have to e-mail the sysops and see what’s up.

Oh, and because I forgot it last time.
Goat-Felching.

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Go Get him Pollo! The only thing worse than a hacker that fucks up sites is a lame hacker who fucks up people’s dinky-little, probably easy-to-hack sites. At least with the former you can have some degree of respect their “U83R-//\4D sK1LLz” if they’ve done something like hacked the Fed…

Need a claw hammer? I got a spare you’re welcome to…

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The lizard with the PhD speaks true.

I’m not renewing the serverspace anyway. It’s a great deal but I’m out of cash and that’s the least of my worries right now. But still, it’s the principle of the thing.

I guess since I’m ditching the site anyway I shouldn’t worry about it. I need to get some work and right now even Wal-Mart is calling regarding my applications.

It’s done. Can’t change it, so why bother wasting any more energy on it.

Maybe I’ll write an anime about this: .hack//PISSED