I’ve recently received a couple spam e-mails with subject lines that made me immediately exclaim, “Band name!”
Ahem
“Soup Moralist” and “Plankton Corsage”.
Anybody else?
“Roast Barnard” is the best one I’ve seen in my spam box lately.
Miyoko Starbird
Got a couple more possibilities in this morning’s batch: “Shrimp Slim” and “Cowmen.”
“Invertebrate G. Haven”. A great name for something, not necessarily a band.
I’m imagining a guy who just CANNOT believe he has to throw in his middle initial because there was already an “Invertebrate Haven” in the Screen Actors Guild.
checks her gmail spam folder
I’ve got fossil paycheck and You don’t need to be ugly
meh
This one made me chuckle recently…
Sexxually Expliclit
I’m thinking Fossil Paycheck as the band name, and “You Don’t Need to be Ugly” as the title of their debut album 
Can I have a cookie? I like cookies …
Produced by Invertebrate G. Haven
Chocolate Chip?
Ha! Just got some more good ones:
Bonjour Bullseye
Brainard
Yak Shining Force Sword
Do It Savoy
tongs entrepreneur
Since I’m at an anti-phishing conference, I don’t have cookies today…but I do have donuts and muffins.
Man, I just get boring spam with titles like “Buy cheap V11aggra” and “Mortgage Rates”.
I think I might listen to music by Plankton Corsage.