My girlfriend already knows that I’ve told two of my co-workers this story…and she didn’t really mind but the look on her face was priceless. (I’ll preface this story by adding that I’m female and gay.) She works from home so each morning, I get up and get ready to go to the office. In an attempt to get me to stay home instead of go into the office, she sometimes feels my forehead with the back of her hand and exclaims, in a somewhat childlike voice, “Oh! I theenk you have a feeeeever!” Then she grins and says, “In your beeaaavvveeerrrr.” It makes me laugh every time. She came into my office to surprise me one day and one of my co-workers said, “Hey…Do you have a feeeeeeeever???” I turned blood red and got the eye but she laughed.
Does your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/S.O. do anything that s/he would give you a look for telling? Is there anything you’ve told a friend that you’ve prefaced with “She’d kill me for telling you this but…”
Tibs.
This chick has been my friend with benefits ever since we were like 16. So I was with this girl down at the river front park, and we were parking like we used to do in High School, kinda getting a laugh out of it. She said she was nervous of getting caught. Well I was sitting in the drivers seat and she had gone down on me, dark tinted windows are rolled up and they’re all foggy. Then suddenly there is a spot light on the car and we know the cop can tell what is going on, we can’t really see out.
I say “fuck I was almost there” as I start to pull my pants back up.
She then pushes my hands away and continues to finish.
The cop comes up to the window and starts tapping on it, saying “roll down the window…I know your in there”
I’m laughing trying to be quiet so he won’t here me.
Well I finished like 30 or 45 seconds after the cop started knocking, I say just a second and we start laughing hilariously. After I fix myself I roll down the window and say “can I help you officer”
He takes his flash light shines it in my face, around the car then shines it in her face pauses and starts laughing. I look over to see what he is laughing about and see a drop of cum on her chin, I of coarse started laughing. She was of coarse was horrible embarrassed. The cop had a tissue and handed it to her, and said “you can keep it”
I guess since the cop got a good laugh out of the whole thing and we weren’t like high school students, he just let us go.
But now the phrase “you can keep it” is our little inside joke. I’ve told only my best friend (we decided to keep our special relationship a secret, so the rest of our friends don’t even know we fool around), and he used the phrase with this big grin so she realised he knew, and gave me that look.
This chick has been my friend with benefits ever since we were like 16. So I was with this girl down at the river front park, and we were parking like we used to do in High School, kinda getting a laugh out of it.
She said she was nervous of getting caught. Well I was sitting in the drivers seat and she had gone down on me, dark tinted windows are rolled up and they’re all foggy. Then suddenly there is a spot light on the car and we know the cop can tell what is going on, we can’t really see out.
I say “fuck I was almost there” as I start to pull my pants back up. She then pushes my hands away and continues to finish. The cop comes up to the window and starts tapping on it, saying “roll down the window…I know your in there”
I’m laughing trying to be quiet so he won’t here me.
Well I finished like 30 or 45 seconds after the cop started knocking, I say just a second and we start laughing hilariously. After I fix myself I roll down the window and say “can I help you officer”
He takes his flash light shines it in my face, around the car then shines it in her face pauses and starts laughing. I look over to see what he is laughing about and see a drop of cum on her chin, I of coarse started laughing. She was of coarse was horrible embarrassed. The cop had a tissue and handed it to her, and said “you can keep it”
I guess since the cop got a good laugh out of the whole thing and we weren’t like high school students, he just let us go.
But now the phrase “you can keep it” is our little inside joke. I’ve told only my best friend (we decided to keep our special relationship a secret, so the rest of our friends don’t even know we fool around), and he used the phrase with this big grin so she realised he knew, and gave me that look.
