[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
I see why they are pissed. It is “one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.”
That covers a lot of ground.
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Christian… sensibility… Christian… sensibility…
Landru, Help Us…! Landru…! 
Well, I can see how some people might find it to be a tasteless display, but I find it rather sweet.
You would.
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Oh, wait…
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Yeah… I read that one and thought “somebody throw this guy to a lion.”
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No, no, throwing a guy to lions isn’t an assault on Christian sensibilities, it’s an assault on Christians.
Where can I order a naked chocolate Mohammed? Think anyone would mind?
[QUOTE=MrDibble]
…Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang
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Wish he were mine…
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
[QUOTE=Liberal]
Speaking as a Christian, it doesn’t offend me personally. But speaking as an old man who has lived a long time in this country, my question is who would not have known that there would be a tidal wave of outraged offense?
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whoosh!
[QUOTE=straight man]
No, no, throwing a guy to lions isn’t an assault on Christian sensibilities, it’s an assault on Christians.
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Okay then, “somebody throw a copy of Piss Christ on this guy.”
What the hell is this? Why is modern art so patently stupid these days? Argh!
I am not for mocking, in any way, any religious icon but I do believe you have the right to do so if you wish. Christians making death threats because of a chocolate Jesus with his twig and berries hangin out just seems so…hypocritical, on a couple of levels. I wonder how many of those outrage christians went :rolleyes: when the muslims were outraged by a caricature of Muhammad. But a naked Jesus is a reason to threaten someone’s life? Come on… :mad: . If I were a Christian I would be pissed but I wouldn’t go so far as you impinge upon anyone’s 1st Amendment rights just because I don’t like something.
However…Did you know that if you eat 25lbs of chocolate in one sitting you will get high, like you smoked a joint? It’s true! So a giant statute of Jesus ought to really put you out there, maybe high enough to look down on God and say “Hey” 
Most people, they’d get locked up before arriving at this point in food wackiness. Wouldn’t they? For their own safety? And maybe ours?
[QUOTE=twickster]
whoosh!
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:smack: Sorry.
The Naked Jesus o’ Chocolate™ display has been cancelled. Y’know, if most of the world’s Christians just bothered to follow the Second Commandment (First Catholic Commandment) in the first place, this thing never would have happened. (The Catechism of the Catholic Church, line 2141, states “The veneration of sacred images is based on the mystery of the Incarnation of the Word of God. It is not contrary to the first commandment,” but that still doesn’t explain why most Christians- Catholic and non-Catholic alike- let graven images slide. Then again, that would be difficult, since you wouldn’t be allowed to watch TV, have most products, use money, etc.)
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
Where can I order a naked chocolate Mohammed? Think anyone would mind?
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Only if he has a bomb on his head. Then you’ll see what real outrage is, as well as real capitulation.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Jesus’s willie was going to be made out of an Oscar Meyer wiener, right?
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Hebrew National, of course.
I had a girl friend who was a lapsed Catholic. She said that after puberty, when she knew what it was all about, she would spend those interminable sermons looking at the Jesus figure and imagining the loin cloth slipping, and slipping . . .
I didn’t ask whether she left the church on her own or was asked to leave.
From the video and photos it appears that the chocolate is blooming, so… ew. It makes Naked Jesus look like he’s suffering from some particularly nasty skin condition. Maybe that’s the problem - psoriasis is pretty offensive.
Not to see, to experience.
[QUOTE=DesertDog]
Hebrew National, of course.
I had a girl friend who was a lapsed Catholic. She said that after puberty, when she knew what it was all about, she would spend those interminable sermons looking at the Jesus figure and imagining the loin cloth slipping, and slipping . . .
I didn’t ask whether she left the church on her own or was asked to leave.
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Well, the church is the bride of christ…
Though, if I was the artist, I’d just be tickled pink. Who cares if people hate your work with a passion, at least they’re passionate about your work. Joe-wine-and apple-painter can’t say that.
[QUOTE=DanBlather]
I can’t think of anything more offensive than eating the body of Christ (unless it’s drinking his blood).
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Well, 86.9% of Transylvanians are Romanian Orthodox, and as such do believe in the Real Presence. Just sayin’…
[QUOTE=pinkfreud]
Wow, there are choccies here to offend just about every theist.
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Nice idea, but no flying spaghetti monster.
Christians taking offense at something? Who’d a thunk it?