MY underwear is older then YOUR underwear!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well… a couple anyway. My oldest is from sometime in High School and I gradgeeated oh, 11 years ago so. They are my favorite underwears! they are threadbare now and all stretched out as I’ve cough grown. They are so soft, softer then the softest soft things. When I pull a clean pair out of my drawer I just have to smell them and rub them against my face. They make me smile.

sigh underwear today just isnt the same… it rarely lasts a year. Unfortunatly the tags from the old are long gone and I no longer know what kind they were. I’m thinking they might have been BVD’s though, I think that stands for Big Vonderful Donger… but i’m not sure.

ANYWHO!! I’ll put my underwear up against yours ANYDAY!

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*Originally posted by Whammo *
**When I pull a clean pair out of my drawer I just have to smell them and rub them against my face. **[/QUOTE

This is something you shoud be sharing with your shrink. I don’t know if anyone at the SDMB is qualified for something like this…

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Gee, Whammo… I didn’t know you felt that way… That’s so sweet.

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Gee, that’s, um, great?

::backs away slowly::

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You’re gonna have some competition!

I mean, we got RickJay’s fartblown, hole-filled underwear here .

And Nickrz’s ruined-elastic-in-the-legs underwear here .

Don’t discount the underwear that curious george found near his office .

Techchick is not wearing any underwear here so I guess she’s not in the competition.
I prefer not to talk about mine. It has issues.

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welp, my undies can give yours a run for the money. Near as I can figure, they date to 1983. They are a black and white zebra stripe. Think NFL. Think Raiders. Yes, they are my Lucky Raider Undies.

I wore them to every game of the 83 season, that culminated with the Los Angeles Raiders winning the Superbowl. Since that year, everytime I wear my Raider undies, my men win.

Coincidence? I think not. Long live my Raider Undies.

I’ve shared too much with you now. :smiley: I must go.

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Talkin’'bout…
Hey now! Hey now!
Iko, Iko, unday
Jockamo feeno ai nané
Jockamo fee nané
Wait, what? Oh, sorry…
:d&r:

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Actually, I think I have underwear that’s older than some of the people on this Board.

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Well, at least he’s using the clean ones; otherwise, I’d really start to worry…

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ZOINKS!

at least no one said they are still wearing their underoos!

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Heh heh,

My goddam underwear is older than your country!!!