My Weekly World News Headline and Photograph Predictions

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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((((((((((This is in no way should be read as an attack of the innocent people involved in the devastation. Please don’t read it that way.))))))))))))

I predict within the next few weeks the Weekly World News will feature an article that will show the World Trade Center and the Pentagon fires and billous smoke with the face of the devil in it.

Anyone want to supply the Weekly World News Headline for the WTC and Pentagon tragedy? Hopefully humour will make it feel a bit better.

HUGS from a very shaken Sqrl in DC!
Sqrl

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They’ll get weeks of headlines out of this:

“Nostrodamus Predicted Terrorist Attacks!”

“Jeanne Dixon Predicted Terrorist Attacks!”

“Edgar Cayce Predicted Terrorist Attacks!”

“Batboy Injured in Terrorist Attacks!”

“World’s Fattest Baby Driven to Eat by Terrorist Attacks!”

“World’s Skinniest Woman Marries Osama Bin-Laden!”

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The Nostradamus crap has already started:

Uh-huh. Sure.

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Possibly the first time anybody called NYC “The City of God.” :frowning:

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Ha! It didn’t even take the WWN! (We’ve all seen the photo, right?)

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Honest to God, I just got a forwarded email today that has “photos” of the face of the Devil in the smoke and dust of the collapsing WTC towers. SqrlCub, it’s YOU who are the prophet! Wish I knew how to post a link to it. I’m going to ask someone.

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Snopes has them.

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My headline prediction: “Hitler’s Body Found in the Rubble --He Was Flying the Plane!”

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Not to mention that whole "the great leader will succumb line.

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Now that is weird. I have to go tell Sylvia Brown that I accurately predicted some photos to surface with actual documentation beforehand. hehehehe I am so smart S M R T, I mean S M A R T. LOL

HUGS!
Sqrl

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I still say that second one looks like a lion!

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<slight hijack>
This week’s WWW headline is: Hillary Caught In Love Nest With Space Alien (Shocked Ex-Prez Says, “I thought she was gay!”)

And it’s true, too! They even had a PHOTO!!!
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[more hijack]
But everybody knows they’re small grey men!

The photo is obviously fake! He had to be standing on a box! Why do you think they didn’t show his feet?
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Nat. Enquirer had this headline, more or less:

How We’ll Get Bin Laden

I hope to hell he doesn’t see it.

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[more hijack]
Did you see the new competition for the monkey boy? They now have a frog-baby!
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