Possible ONION WTC headlines . . except they are ACTUAL HEADLINES!!!

Here’s a few legit headlines that made me do a double take the past week and a half:
Iran Won’t Let U.S. Use Airspace (Washington Post)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010920/aponline160945_000.htm

Woody Allen Not Surprised by Attack (AP)
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010920/en/woody_allen_2.html

Chinese Working Overtime to Sew U.S. Flags (Washington Post)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/print/world/A59580-2001Sep19.html

DISNEY POSTPONES N.Y. TERRORIST COMEDY (NY Post)
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/4536.htm

Vinnie, I could swear you wrote that last one. Talk about life imitates art…or is it art imitates life imitates art?

It’s “art irritates life”. And no, “irritate” is not a typo.

SADDAM OFFERS HUMANITARIAN AID TO US (CNN)

http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/09/20/gen.iraq.saddam/

I can guarantee you the headlines in the OP are 100% legit. That’s why I posted the URLs.

Unless that was a compliment! :cool:

Cha-ching!

Celebrity Magazines Find New Heroes to Admire
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/re/attack_celebrity_dc_1.html

Bush’s Speech Halts Rangers-Flyers
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010921/sp/hkn_rangers_flyers_president_4.html

FBI, SEC on Hunt for Attack-Related Trading
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/wl/attack_financial_investigation_dc_1.html

Saddam Says Iraqis Could Have Saved People at WTC
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/wl/attack_iraq_saddam_dc_2.html

News, Nostradamus Knock Out Sex in Cybersearches
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/od/searches_dc_1.html

Depression Strikes After World Trade Center Attacks
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010919/sc/attack_depression_dc_1.html

Scientologists Allegedly Deceived Fox Viewers In Wake of Tragedy to Gain Recruits

http://www.kuro5hin.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/9/19/0326/16553

That’s the most surreal thing I’ve seen, even if it comes from the non-mainstream press

from CNN:
Bin Laden exploits technology to suit his needs
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/20/inv.terrorist.search/
Fact Sheet: Man arrested in Chicago
(kind of vague…)
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/21/inv.investigation.facts/