My wife taught our niece to say "Suck It!"

I have mentioned getting in trouble as a kid because the only verses I knew to the tune of 'My Bonney" is “Danang Lullaby”. sigh I will confess that one of my earliest memories is sitting on the kitchen table being taught to roll craps by my Dad and some of his army buddies. [the 60s were when emo guitar playing teachers liked to have sing alongs in class …oops. I also knew different lyrics to “Puff the Magic Dragon” that are a bit non-PC to say the least.]

[And I will mention that military kids of the past when shoved into a community that is non-military can have a rather unpleasant childhood. When you are in a military housing complex, you tend to find mutual support, there was a time when all the other kids at school thought that either my dad was dead [half orphan is ok] or my mom was divorced [not good in the 60s.] and the older kids of the time would call my dad a murderer and the usual anti military garbage that their parents and older siblings spouted thanks to the whole Vietnam War protest garbage. That was a very bad time to be a military dependent and not living in housing.]

We had to avoid a certain street in town when my now grown son was a pre-schooler. We told him a burger place was closed so he would no longer suggest it around other kids or adults. We didn’t want him to see the place and hoped he would soon forget it and therefore not mention it.

He loved to eat at “fuck-uckers” (Fuddruckers Hamburgers)