His official “Biography” line is strangely familiar, though…
Must be something about guys born in '68.
Ooh! She’d be the most popular Doper ever!
The Incredible Thread Stealer
(I’ll get someone to take it eventually)
Winner so far. Original, too, as Google returns no hits for “goa ska lice.”
Anyway, I tried to come up with something clever, but all I thought of was: Unfortunate Shoes.
So, yeah, that’s a fail on my part.