Xan: Flawless Victories feel strangely satisfying don’t they? You should see some of the beatdowns my main character has given peeps!
Especially, after getting your ass kicked most of the time. I loves me some tridents.
Trident? No way. Give me that caveman club any day of the week! That thing is a beast!
Yeah that thing seems to do an assload of damage. I know from experience.
I also have a trident. Up to level 2 on my first try.
Sure why not?
2-0 Baby!
ETA: Annnnd I just saw I got me a hittin’ stick! Best recognize, folks. That’s how I do.
ETAA: Just got the BEJEEZUS kicked out of me by a little girl with a knife. Apparently THAT’S how I do.
Dammit.
Someone mentor me.
Except it misses 9 out of 10 swings and gets the bejeezus kicked out of it by the stupid little girl with the stupid little knife that is stupid.
Not that I’m bitter 
The weapon of ass kicking, as I call it… The spear really is good.
Today I ran into bears for the first time. Those do some sever damage.
Yeah I made another character and he got a bear. He went undefeated for the first for the first 6 battles. Once he gets a decent weapon and some better stats he will be a a force to be reckoned with.
Oh my fucking god. I just fought some dude who pulled out throwing stars and hit me 13 straight times.
Resulting, of course, in my effectively instant death. I didn’t get a single hit in.
I just ran into my first dogs today. My opponents had dogs and weapons, in fact, my guy (Borked) has jack (Str: 2, AGI: 2…he can’t even hurt anyone when he does hit them). He got worked. I think he’s 2-7 right now.
My second guy (Not Sparticus) has a bomb and a knife; he does much better. When he was faced with a dog, he just threw a bomb at it. No more doggy. His record is a bit more respectable (though only a bit) at 5-4.
Anyone want to beat up on a mod? Here’s your chance.
Level 3, trident and sword.
And those bears are nasty.
Haha. I finally got a girl with stars. BEST weapon in the game. Now if only I could get a bear too…
http://lady-fightytime.mybrute.com/
She also promised sexual favors to all her pupils… just sayin’. 
I reached level 3 and got the Impact ability, which makes me good at knocking weapons out of people’s hands. Nice.
Now, if only they would drop some shoes…
The limit on fights per day is annoying though. They should just level you up slower and allow more fights.
Ha, fun game!
The Crazy Viking has entered the fray.