I have a brand new obsession: Kung Fu Madness!!! It’s a very basic, but VERY addictive web-based kung fu game in which you create a character and then try to progress up the ranks of martial arts belts by beating the living snot out of other people. It’s just about the neatest little game that I’ve seen on the web in a while, just because it’s refreshingly simple and it’s bogged down by a ton of java/flash/xml/whatever crap. Give it a try, and if you find yourself enjoying it, give me holler…my character is Guiron and I’ve created a dojo named Monster Island…and I’m currently seeking members 
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Of course, I mean it’s NOT bogged down with all that junk…I’m a dunce.
125 out of 125 logged in…damn. Will have to try later
Yeah, they have a crappy server right now, so it only allows 125 players to be logged in at any given time…but keep checking back, 'cause it’s totally worth the effort. I’ve just wasted about 2 hours at work playing this damn game…but I’m almost gotten up to a purple belt! 
well, 40 fights later and I’m still a white belt…damn…
Aaaahhh…grasshopper, I see you’ve made it to the green belt. Very good. I’m a brown belt now and working my way up to black belt!!!
“Pete does not approve of this senseless waste of life.”
Is there any strategy to this game that I’m not seeing? Is there a difference betweek kicking and punching? I hope not, because I’ve put in a few hours playing this already, and if I actually learn to play it right (if there is a right way), I’ll never turn off my computer.
I fucking suck!!
Well, so I’ve heard, but what on earth does this have to do with “Kung Fu fighting”?? 
So you’ve heard?? So, what? This is like public knowledge now?
You don’t think that what’s said in chat, STAYS in chat, do you? 
Hey, if it matters, this bit of public knowledge moved you way up in DRY’s female doper power ratings!
I sort of miss the fisticuffs form of fighting.
The Kung Fu thing seems wrong somehow.
A lot of it in movies is for show, I know, but do they always have to look so silly defying gravity?
I’m just old fashioned, I guess.
oh god lol, i know this is gonna be either really cool, or really corny.
Well over 300 fights and 4 hours later…
I’m a new black belt. Life is good.
What a great game, so funny. 28 fights later, Gator727 is still a white belt.
Ok, I’m in, and i’m SoulSling there as well, so… how do you do this?
Well, after a short Christmas break, I’ve jumped back into KungFu Madness. I’ve reached brown belt, and I think I’ll make black belt shortly .
The only thing I can offer you in the way of strategy is to look at your opponent’s last few fights, and see if they stick to a pattern of attack/defense. Other than that, I just try to mix up my style and not rely on one set of moves.
I’m up to purple, so the world is looking up!
So what’s the password for Monster Island dojo? This game is ridiculously addicting!
Anyone who wants to join Monster Island is more than welcome to. The password is “cornjob”, which is a reference to the MST3K episode where my character’s name comes from .