I’ve gotta say, I’ve seen my share of misguided, misinformed, macho martial arts bullshit, most more hilarious than not… and this guy takes the cake. It took me a bit to assure myself that it wasn’t a joke site… I’m not sure whether my favorite part is his long litany of random places that he’s traveled to make himself spiritual, the various “warrior names” and “spiritual names” he gives himself, or the picture splashed across every page on the site featuring him, his poorly maintained beard, an awful costume, and a katana.
Note that I’m reasonably sure this site is the best martial arts BS page, since I can personally attest to the fact that everything on Real Ultimate Power is true.
I enjoy this line from the “Personal Information” section:
Why the asterisk? There is no footnote explaining anything about Linda. Does Linda require a disclaimer? Does she come with exceptions, or side-effects? Is Linda not her real name?!?
And she’s been to Burning Man. If I wanted a black belt in “being naked, smoking weed and leaving trash on the ground,” I would know exactly where to go.
Not only is he “happily married to his wife Linda* and has grown children, Danny a Golf Pro and Kimberly a college undergraduate Speech Therapy student.” BUT “He is married to his lovely wife, Linda… and has two children Danny (Golf Pro) and Kim (Speach Therapist College student working on her masters).” He gave one wife an asterisk to distinguish between them.
Not only that, but he named the kids the same to avoid detection.
And what the heck is lymphology? A google search turned up one guy who seems like wingding, but a bunch of other sites that didn’t look too bizarre. When I put it into the search box at webmd, I got nothing. So, I’m guessing pseudoscience. Anybody heard of it?
It’s probably on the same level as his wife’s expertise in “brain mind sciences.” I understand she originally wanted to get a degree in skin dermatology but she couldn’t pass a required course in numbers math.
Damn right Linda* has side effects with those credentials.
Warning: Linda* may cause Headaches, drowsiness, loss of consciousness, dizziness, memory loss, loss of motor functions, emotional distress, loss of sanity and Doing Shit You Have No Memory Of, for reasons you cannot explain.
So do you think that she thinks of him as a puppet on a string? I mean, with all that kind of training, she is most definitely a Manipulative Bitch ™.
