You sir, are the John Elway of MyBrute and that was The Drive.
http://ogresdmb.mybrute.com/fight/?d=kujage;k=314d66c87c69
I’m the 8th dwarf, Stabby!*
*Yes, I know.
I now have 3 Brutes:
Yeticus Rex
Feed Me Now!
Sham Wow Guy
My SWG should be called Mr. Miyagi after this fight. Make your first hit count buddy, cuz you might not get another…
WAX ON!
WAX OFF!
Haha, truly amazing!
I know what you mean.
Not so much Miyagi as Juggernaut. Well, if he had a sledgehammer, that is.
How does one gain additional weapons?
The only way I know of is to create a new character and then fight my character first, thus becoming a pupil.
For every new level you gain, you get assigned a random bonus. These can range from attribute increases, basic individual skills, animals, or weapons.
There is some speculation that the level up bonuses are assigned anyway, but let’s not take chances, mhm?
Allow me to introduce…
6-0 so far. Got Herculean Strength, even. When the time comes to move mountains, do give me a shout.
So, do we actually have to do anything, or just pick an opponent and duke it out, and that’s it?
P.S. Had a hell of a time finding a name that wasn’t taken. I always figured Arch Stanton would be a good online name. Nope, taken. I suspect there’s a character limit, and if there’s any error it just says it was taken. Or is there actually a brute named Hubert the Unsteady?
I had this same problem. Whoda thought ‘Peabody Ticklepants’ would be taken? I found out that there is no limit to name length, but if the name is too long only the first name is used in creating the url. Likely there was another “Hubert”.
I wonder if there is any benefit to selecting a stronger opponent over a weaker one
Haha! That was pretty funny…and in honor of that…let me present to you…
You’re gonna love my nuts…love my nuts…Love My Nuts!
My experience is that you just lose faster. 
My newest brute:
http://hexx66677.mybrute.com
and my first brute still needs pupils. C’mon guys, she’s hot!
http://banquet-bear.mybrute.com
…me, of course.
Agreed, the sledgehammer is truly brutal.
Woohoo! 1 shot victory.
http://wolfman1393.mybrute.com/tf/7261261
Heh. That’s awesome! Compounded by the fact that he was 2 levels higher than you. 
Ha. Here was a funny one. I thought I was dead meat.
Not quite as dramatic as Caveat’s fight, but I had a bad feeling at the beginning of this fight. I guess Not Sparticus needed to take a bit of a beating before busting out his Mad Shiving Skillz.
Here I be: Zembo!