In my early years on the Dope there was a thread I’ve lost the link to. It was about the worst restroom you’d ever actually used. One person found a dead guy in a stall!:eek: I’ve tried to find that thread but failed.
They do, they charged him with public defecation and littering also. I can accept those, but “lewdness” is bogus.
We had a serial pooper in the boys’ room at the school I taught in. We would find poop smeared all over the bathroom, and could never catch the culprit. The stench could be overwhelming, wafting down hallways and into classrooms. The teacher who had the room next door finally had enough, and after hearing kids yelling about poop he raced in there with a video camera to catch the poop-itrators in action. The camera wasn’t even turned on, he just wanted to scare them.
Sadly, a teacher saw him with the camera and called the Office of Special Investigations. The teacher in question was forced to retire, and 2 years later was brought up on charges of… I’m not sure, being a pervert? If you google his name today all the results reference his perversion towards children.
This man had taught for many years, and was a pastor. In all the years I knew him, he never did anything to warrant this charge. He did a stupid thing, yes, but the almost daily stench of poop literally drove him to have a major lapse of judgment.
We never did catch the pooper.
Maybe it’s the lingering juvenile in me, but Phantom Shitters are NEVER not funny.
By that statement I assume you never had to clean up after one.
I can’t stop wondering “Why?” why on Earth? The jogging thing is a pretty good theory. It would make even more sense if at some point he’d tried to get bathroom facilities installed down there.
I remember an apartment that I lived in where they kept finding poop near the back door lobby. Folks all looked toward the lady with the big german shepherd,and just assumed that she was n’t walking him on rainy days or something.
But it turned out that one of the guys was selling crack. Apparently, when you smoke crack it causes almost immediate pooping. I wonder if the pooperintendent’s dealer was working from under the bleachers?
Or he is seriously batshit insane.
‘Pooperintendent’ hah! Now that’s funny!
It wasn’t his school - he just used a local school track to run and crap.
As of a few years ago, at least, there was a mystery pooper in Norway, too. So New Jerseyites shouldn’t feel special.
There are plenty of school principals who fit that description, none better than the late Jay C. Smith of Upper Merion Township High School in Pennsylvania, renowned for his interest in bestiality, nitric acid, armed robbery of Sears stores and alleged role in multiple murders/disappearances. On his death, he received this touching eulogy from his “biographer”, Joseph Wambaugh:
“I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does,” Mr. Wambaugh repeated in an e-mail message yesterday. “A No. 1 draft pick has finally arrived.”"
Oh, ick.
This is a recurring thing? Where does a guy find multiple dead rats, let alone a dead rat???
If it’s poopy performance art you seek, I’ll nominate the person(s) who regularly planted tiny George Bush flags into piles of dog poop in Germany.
In DC, just walk down the SW waterfront or poke around a bit in just about any alley.
In college. some guys did a gang crap in the stall that was understood to be for peeing only (I don’t even think it had a seat). The pile was inhuman, breaking the plane of the bowl lip. The dorm maintenance guy refused to clean it. If memory serves, our RA made us all chip in and “bribe” the guy to clean it with the understanding that any repeat would be left there forever,
The [DEL]poop[/DEL] plot thickens!
And shit.
Regards,
Shodan
When I worked in rental property management, I estimated that about a third of evicted tenants left a poop somewhere in the place. And I bet they all thought it was so original.
My understanding is that Miranda rights are not actually required per se. They are only required if they want to use their statements in court. In other words, until you are told that “any statement can and will be used against you in a court of law,” they in fact cannot be.
I also note that, according to NJ.com back in February:
(No statewide directive on mugshots exists and individual municipalities and counties handle their release differently. Executive Order 69 says that the following should not be public record: “fingerprint cards, plates and photographs and similar criminal investigation records that are required to be made, maintained or kept by any State or local governmental agency.” A 2013 bill that would have banned the release of mugshots prior to conviction passed the N.J. State Assembly, but was never brought to a vote in the Senate.)
That it’s taken him 3 months to find someone to sue, plus the above info, makes it seem like rather a weak case to this non-lawyer.
A thunder mug shot would have been more appropriate…
I’m pretty sure it was not me who told that story, but something like that did happen in my office. Dear lord. How common is this shit?