I couldn’t have said it better!
Well, actually, if you read the story again you’ll find that the man did try to take his friends to court. Unfortunately, his lawyers told him he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Of course not. There was no evidence of toe-tal damages.
:groan: That pun was a truly amazing feet.
Did it touch your sole?
Indeed. I think I knee-d some time to recover.
The pun police are going to lock us up and throw away the key
It shouldn’t take you long to heel.
This thread could limp along for a while, it seems.
It’s about to kick off, I think.
Liar, liar… 
I think you’re all out on a limb with these puns.
“Naked man man running on highway, his prosthetic leg on fire”
“Picard and Jalod, at Tenagra”
what could it mean Data?
Named Smith?
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Not to be too big a jerk about it, but, IMHO, post #7 trumps it.
Best wishes,
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I’ll ax everyone to stop.
I was going to join in, but you had to go and hamstring me.
::le thigh::
Hey, that’s me! I’m post number 7!
hops up and down
I won, I won!
Wait, what did I win?
By the way, I don’t think you’re a jerk at all.
Wasn’t the first one Darmok?
Your jackboots have no sole
A big sack of MONEY!! If’s so full of 100 dollar bills that my servants carry barely it! As soon as I get my heart medicine from the sh