I know. I only wear them for the halibut.
Still, she’s quite polished…
Oh my Cod, I can’t believe you said that.
Ahh, does someone need a cuttlefish?
Stop it with the puns, I’m getting a haddock…
Wait a minute! These used to be leg puns! There’s something fishy going on here now.
Does this mean the thread is floundering?
::Slaps everybody with a wet trout and walks away::
<Step, thump. Step, thump. Step, thump.>
I guess they just couldn’t stand it anymore.
I don’t understand these puns. I guess I’m just not hip enough.
What was the name of his other leg?
That is hilarious, HF, thanks.
I’m trying to stifle my laughs here at work, but it’s not happening.
Did you get a load of the other top, or rather most viewed stories from the Las Cruces Sun-News?
Las Cruces man on lam after threatening girlfriend with shovel:eek:
Truck driver chokes on pork rinds ends in ditch:D
Threadspotted!
I didn’t write the tag, but it’s better than the one I submitted with the nomination. Guessing Tuba wrote it.
It didn’t need Threadspotting, it could stand well on it’s … oh, nevermind.
We made Threadspotting!?
At least I had a hand in it.
I’m curious if the man was speaking in the third person, or if VT or the newspaper misquoted somehow.
Sounds like the thread is suffering from pain in the metacarpals…
Don’t you mean a foot in it. 
cough/tarsals/cough
TWO coughs and a drop?
That’s quite a Hall’s…
Oh, this is good. More sick puns, please!