Name 3 things you'd bring to a cashier that would freak them out

The Game Room
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I once went into a 7-Eleven and bought a box of condoms, some breath mints, and a Red Bull. The cashier gave me one of those looks where he raised one eyebrow. I just grinned and said, “Yeah, that’s right.” He smiled and bagged up my stuff for me.

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-Bag of fertilizer
-Kerosene
-Electrical wire

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Am I really the first person who thought of:

Eye hooks, razor blades, and a hamster?

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A clown costume, party balloons, and handgun ammo.

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I’ve posted this anecdote before, but I’m a cashier, and one night, a guy brought to my register a 12-pack of beer, cat food, and Vaseline. Before I could even react, he said “It’s not what you think!” I almost peed myself.

Joe

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Ping-pong balls, duct tape, motor oil.

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with these, but I’m sure it’s going to be skeevy as hell.

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I thought “duct tape, rope, shovel.”

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My wife and her sister once went to a supermarket late at night and bought vodka, whipped cream in a can, and latex gloves. They didn’t realize how odd their purchase was until the young male cashier said “Some party, huh!?”

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A humidifier, A dehumidifier, and verification that your Bipolar medication from the pharmacy counter has already been paid.

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KY Jelly

Kleenex

Elmo in Grouchland

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Hotdogs sausuges, Hotdog buns and a bottle of heinz tomato ketchup

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A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.

stolen from Louis CK

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Candy, a kid’s DVD and a porn DVD.

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Double bonus points if it’s a toonporn DVD.

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Why would that freak them out?

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This only works in Chicago.

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Ex Lax, a Bucket, and a Ladle

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Forget the banana – get a pineapple instead.

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Went to a gun store with my little brother one day (little? He’s 31…and a correctional officer). He bought himself a pistol, some ammo, and asked the guy if they sold ski masks.

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I once convinced my erstwhile girlfriend to ride the kiddy ferris wheel in front of the grocery store. It stalled with her at the top, just as an attractive female friend of mine wandered up and said hi. I introduced them, my girlfriend looking and feeling like a gravitationally challenged moron strapped into the kiddy seat of the ride. Good times.

Last month **Attacklad **and I went to buy stuff for going out to harvest a Christmas tree. By the time we were done the clerk at Canadian Tire thought we were up to no good- plastic sheeting, rope, saw, you know, the basics.