When I lived in Houston, I always felt that one of the streets there would make a good band name. So, feel free to use this and no need to thank me:
Kirby Drive
Most of these are inspired by things I can see from here:
The Viscounts.
bluescreen.
Time Out for Boxing.
The Low Marvins. <— Similar to Max Power, I got that from a fan!
Flightsafety.
The Purple Reviews.
The Red Staplers.
AAA and the Asthmatics (Okay, that one’s a joke.)
Macroriders.
And just when the “Spot the bandname on the SDMB” thread dropped off, I bring you this courtest of GQ:
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Well, when I was in High School, we named our band The Four Skins, but since you said you won’t pick stupid names, I guess I won’t enter that. Let’s see…
There’s the classic Free Beer
Stump Shaker
Chicken Coop Hot House
Bailing Wire
The Bottles
Shrinktones
The Blue Belts
Happy Orthodox Jewish Man (or men)
I’m sure I’ll come back with more. I always have ideas for band names, but my bandmates never use one of mine. I wonder why…
Since y’all are in South Carolina y’all could call yourselves The Flying Palmetto Bugs (shiver!)
I was half asleep doing homework and just checking out random websites and I saw two words within several seconds that stuck with me as being a good band or song name:
dyslexic lulaby
I don’t know why.
The Dusters
Porkchop Express
Four Wheel Drift
Trucker Speed
Bondo and the Beaters
Doggy No Morsel
BDS (Band Doesn’t Suck)
Sonny Sunshine and the Rainmakers
Beach Logic
The Tones
Detachable Pegleg
harking back to a previous thread, road music makes me think “Pediddle”
Serpentine Belt
Joke Not Funny
Pants Optional
Spare Parts for Alan
Wankel Rotary Chicken
Flush
Post No Bills
Your Message Printed Here
Prosecuted Violators
Right Turn Only
Red Light Runners
You can tell I went out for lunch today.
The Fort Mudge Mosts
The Dogpatch 4
The Frotteurists
Moral Hazard (this is a term used in econ, sociology, the insurance industry, etc.; it is the human behavioral tendency to maintain a customary equilibrium or standard, even in the face of tech advances and the like that could otherwise result in a net benefit or sea change. Ex: you get a car with ABS brakes and airbags, so… you drive faster when roads and tailgate more closely when it’s raining, thus offsetting the gains in safety.)
The Underwires
Stubble
Garlic Gum
Cheese in a Can
The Dipping Bird (“Sipping Bird” names also available)
Neoprene
Tetrafluoric
Bond’s Baretta (007’s original firearm, which often jammed on him. Cute name for a jam band.)
Ergonomic
Does Sisters of Saddam violate rule #1? Actually, never mind, I’m naming my band that.
I really like Darwin’s Mistakes but consider Queer Quintet, or variation thereof. The queer thing being it’s a quartet, get it?
…get it?
The Barflies
The Louts
Slick Willy and the Phallic Euphemisms
St. Nick, Esq., and the Subordinate Clauses
More of these “gems” as they come. :rolleyes: 
Marco Pollo
I always thought that would be cool username, but you can have it.
You’re welcome.
Better for a Girl Band, but I’ve always liked
Marcia, Marcia Marcia. (marciax3.com)
Then there’s always…
Lucky Day and the Knights.com
The Lone Palm Band.com
Buyers Remorse band.com
Silver Tongue and the Devils.com
Ladykillersband.com (damn movie).
Summer Breeze
Chick’s Tracts
The Haw Haw Haws
Atilla the Nun
Bob’s Happiness (in honor of Enzyte Bob)