Name my hamster!

I had a hamster named Philadelphia. The smaller the pet, the longer the name, is my motto.

Although “Fang” has a certain je ne sais quoi.

Our’s was Puck, but Cat Food was how he ended up! :eek:

BTW, I looooove the name Quinn. And I like Spencer, too.

Ball Python Food

What, no one likes Hamtaro? :wink:

I like Nigel.

Am I the only one who still thinks about Wally when discussing small rodents? But I digress…

I vote for “Footle,” one of the better obscure words I know.


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Satan the Snuggly-Wuggly

Finally someone recognizes that Pablo is the best pet name ever. Munch, I commend your good taste.

If it was a gerbil, we could name it “Anal Probe”.



Oh hell yes. Hamsters need titles. It makes 'em feel important.

Do you have a pic of the little guy? Maybe it’ll inspire me. :wink:

Oooh, forgot the picture. It was included in the previous thread, which ws cannibalized by the board’s hamsters. Try this link. The little grey guy in the top right is nearly identical.

So far, I’m leaning towards “Schobel”. Anyone in my SDMB football league would understand why (HeHateMe just doesn’t fit).

My personal fave so far is “Satan the Snuggly-Wuggly”

Good Sir


Fleeb-Fleeb (hyphen optional)?

Captain Tripp

Rat Bastard

401 K (I once had a fish named Old Age Pension Fund)

Quantum Theory

and you want a title too?

So how about:

**Lord Schobel **or Baron Schobel or to go along with the vaguely Germanic sounding theme:

Graf von Schobel?

How about

Special Patrol Group