Rosebud of course.
What do you think, Slainte…
Captain Pablo?
Pablo the Great?
Empress Pablo?
Or perhaps… Rear Admiral Pablo?
stu.
Chairman Meow
Penis. Then get a male cat and name him Vagina. Then get some notecards, paint the word “GREEN” on it in large print with red paint. On another paint the word “RED” in large print with green paint. Place these prominently in your room.
Enjoy,
Steven
Empress Pablo of course - it’s a female cat 
Do you concur, White Lightning?
What about Tinsel or Silvia?
Name your pussy Tighe (pronounced Ty, ryhmes with dye). Then, when someone asks about the name, you have a choice:
Safe answer - she’s named Tighe, short for Tiger.
Flirty answer - she’s named Tighe, short for Tight.
Use Major for the title.
Call her Maslow. I am sure she already has a hierarchy of needs. (First I must be fed, watered, warm , safe and have friends and lovers and be self actualized…then (and only then) you may keep the skin on your face…)
I have always wanted to have a cat named Maslow, and also one named Tisane. (French for herbal tea.) But Tisane is for a ginger or brown or otherwise “Herbal-Coloured” kitty.
(Alas, the last time I had kittens, I wasted the names, and also somehow ended up losing the kiitens in a bizarre custody battle…with my upstairs neighbours, landlord, and aunt…)
Since my SO is allergic, I shall never have a cat.
Therefore, out of pure kindness, you should allow me the honor of naming your cat.
I take the idea of naming your cat very seriously, and after a long and solemn pondering, I have come up with the *perfect *name.
Ready?
Ok…
Monkey Cat!
Isn’t it glorious? Are you amazed and in awe that me, some strange person you know from the internet, has thought up the most perfect and wonderful name?
It’s ok, I am amazed at myself as well.
-Wicky