Of the posters I don’t know IRL:
vanilla
and
Liberal
often seem to bring up the very points I’m thinking of. YMMV.
lieu- Those poop stories have made me fall off my chair I have laughed so hard.
Eve- For her amazing one liners
tomndeb and Darwin’s Finch.
They both have an excellent way of disseminating complex data that I always enjoy. Plus, they both have an inordinate amount of patience that I can only aspire to.
My favorite poster?
Aw hell, modesty forbids.
Did I mention that one of my best attributes is my humility?
That’s okay, Lemur: you can name yourself and someone else! 
Jay-C: 'cause she’s pretty.
Indygrrl: 'cause she’s pretty.
Hm.
Draelin, my evil female counterpart.
Fenris, the sort of comic book geek I aspire to be.
Coming back for two more:
Bambi Hassenpfeffer, for his support (and success!) in the weight-loss threads,
and
Chastain86, for his great Survivor knowledge.
Sauron, who makes me laugh like a mad bastard.
Master Wang-Ka. I wish I could use the language like he can.
Lobsang: Cool, funny, humble
David Simmons: For life-experience alone. But for also having the goodness to be here and let us all sit at the feet of the master. In all seriousness, I think he’s just amazing.
Whee! I got mentioned! 
Without feeling like I have to pay that someone back (thanks Biblio!), in no particular order and based on nothing at all:
lieu nearly always says something that makes me laugh.
And let’s not forget CrazyCatLady. Brilliant writer and funny as all hell.
Looks like I get to be the first to mention FairyChatMom, because she’s so mommish…
Swampbear, Eve and Bumbazine all tied for the other spot, and there are others who should have the nod, too.
Oh and Shirley Ujest!! I swear I think I went to college with her. Witty, funny
and Lynn Bodoni! I’m not just sucking up the the Angel of Smiting. She’s incredibly cool. Does she count??
And…
ok ok I’ll stop.
GaWd. He always manages to clearly express exactly what I would like to say, and far better than I ever could.
I’ve had a crush on Ponder Stibbons for quite a while.
Brutus and ms mith<insert three digits here, I think one of them is a five>.
What can I say? I like hot men.
Rules are for poopieheads
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All the MMPers
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Lieu, cause he’s a funny poopiehead
Tupug (Anarchist for the day)
**Miller ** and Eats_Crayons are the first two that jumped to mind.
… so I’ll mention two that (I think) didn’t make past the pay-to-subscribe changeover.
Fenris and Scylla, we miss you!
Well, the first ones that jumped to mind were:
Demo, for knowing how to handle and defuse an out-of-control Pit thread without being a big puss about it, and
Eve, for her clever comments and general no-bullshit attitude.
Really Not All That Bright, for his awesome name, equally awesome old name, and general coolness with Coldie.
Polycarp, because he has a really great sig and he’s just a completely outstanding man.