In general: tomndebb and Captain Amazing. They usually say everything I’d like to say, but better (and faster–whenever I open a thread thinking I might be able to contribute something, I see one of these guys has already answered the OP thoroughly, and there’s nothing left for me to add. I swear my post count would be much higher if it weren’t for these guys).
[QUOTE=DrScarlettFTR, I don’t think Mom has a crush on Johnny L.A. . ;)[/QUOTE]
She wouldn’t be alone! 
Two, huh? I hate to mention those mentioned previously, but:
Miller, who (almost ) always posts what I would want to say myself if I was a better writer.
Cranky as an Old Man, who continually surprises me with flashes of ribald humour that makes me laugh out loud. I have no idea why, after all this time (and witnessing her sense of humour), I can’t shake the notion of her being “above that sort of thing”.
Slainte is tops in my book. 
And I always thought jackelope seemed like a decent sort.
ShibbOleth, because he mentioned me! :o
Archergal, because she says “jeezopete!”
CrazyCatLady, because she’s just great, and…CrazyCatLady, because I just like her that much.
What? Well, fine, be that way, then. I’ll make a real list, just to shut you up.
elfbabe, because her disclaimers directed at Qadgop always crack me up.
EddyTeddyFreddy, because she’s funny and because I’ve always had a soft spot for horses and the people who love them
Okay, that was perfect. I’m sending the amount we agreed on over PayPal right now. The next thing I want you to do is go on that flirting thread and make me sound really hot and – wait. This isn’t e-mail, is it?
Damn.
I of course read through this thread because I have a perverse need to know if anyone has mentioned my name. Daizy has of course made my day complete. 
chaoticdonkey, your link is EXACTLY why I love Giraffe to pieces. I’d also add to the list auntie em, who I am pleased to see posting again.
[sub]And of course all you MMPers and LJers know I loves ya to bits, right? MWAH![/sub]
astro - Because the posts he starts are usually things I’ve always wondered about.
hillbilly queen - Just like the way she writes.
monstro, CandidGamera, and SolGrundy are all people I look forward to reading.
burundi, because in addition to being thoughtful, articulate, intelligent, and funny, she’s foxy as hell.
elucidator, because he cracks me up more regularly than any other poster.
Daniel
I often open threads relating to arcane topics in theology/LOTR, and usually wind up thinking (or posting) that this’ll get sorted out as soon as tomndebb/Qadgop get here.
Although I must note that I’ve made 1200 posts, all of which demonstrate wit and pithiness not seen since the Algonquin Round Table, and none of which have made an impact on you guys. I’ll go eat worms now.
I’m pretty sure Airman Doors is just one person, Bob…
Qagdop for all the statements of pure fact whenever there’s a medical, physiological, or “what’s this weird growth?” question that needs a solid answer.
matt_mcl whose knowledge of Canadian politics/history/minutiae (and trains) astounds me.
Let me just say I hate these kind of threads because people wind up getting hurt feelings.
Let me also say Slainte and hillbilly queen will not be two of those people because they have given me many wonderful reasons to think of them fondly when I think of the SDMB.
Now I’m going back to hating these threads.
Until I think of two more.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has trouple with his name. And don’t forget his boundless knowledge of and insight into Tolkein’s Middle Earth.
: nope, still no love for Inigo 
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What?
I… oh, lookit, I inverted the “d” and the “g”… Gah! I’d just call him “Dr. Qad” if it wouldn’t mix things up with Q.E.D. so much.
Well, I like ya, but we’ve got the same family name so people would just think it was nepotism.
You caught me in a typo, but I was also trying to include Mrs. Doors, MsRobyn.
Nice save.
Put me down for:
cuauhtemoc and Max Carnage
[sub]And not even because they mentioned me![/sub]
Both are among the coolest people that I’ve encountered here.
Oh actually there’s two more I thought of - but they have to defer to my (above mentioned other two --> so basically these guys come in third and fourth)
The first one is, um… that’s it Hal Briston.
I think the name of the fourth is Miller (I always remember his name thinking "Itttttttttttttttttttt’s MillerTime!!!).
But these guys are third and fourth still. In no particular order, as I can’t think of it at the moment.