I dunno.
Not Me!
Yes.
Yes isn’t even at this concert.
The Band is performing later on. Who’s on the stage.
He’s, not askin’ who’s on stage! He wants to know what’s the name of the time-travelling doctor in the phone booth!
That’s what I’m asking you!
Who.
Yes, it is.
I’ve been hugely amused by this thread, and I’m just sorry I’m not clever enough to contribute.
Yes opens for Who, Them is later.
Uhhh… I’m not the droids you’re looking for?
That’s what I asked! Aaaargh!!!
What’s on second base. We already went over this. “Aaaargh!!!” is castle somewhere in Scotland, I think.
John Fogerty’s in centerfield. 
No, Not Me, like Ida Know, is in For Better or For Worse.
(How does Lynn Johnston keep creeping back into this thread?)
“No, no, no, it ain’t me, babe, I’m not the droid you’re looking for.”
- R. Zimmerman, without The Band (or The Who)
And the name of Van Morrison’s old band is the …?
No, as I observed above, Ida Know (and Not Me) are in The Family Circus. We’re not talking about them. No Lynn Johnstons needed.
? and the Mysterians of *96 Tears * fame?
Fame? But ? and the Mysterians neither lived forever, nor learned how to fly!
And if I could write, I wouldn’t have to steal this bit.