Hey! That’s me!
Homepage: www.idahospuds.com
Occupation: Side dish
Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes
Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter.
-custom profile by UncleBeer
Best: I’d like to think I’m a nice, intelligent, friendly sort of person. Don’t know if I am, but that’s how I’d like to be seen.
Worst: I’m a perfectionist. If it can’t be done perfectly, I hate it.
– Sylence
You need Degas to make De Van Gogh.
Best: I’m very open-minded and accepting.
Worst: I lack motivation and don’t pay enough attention to the news. 
“Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo”
-Ms Riddles
Just one worst attribute, eh?
Best: An intelligence that lends itself to humor and openmindedness.
Worst: Personal inertia on a scale usually only posited theoretically by smart-ass atheists (“Can God create a man so emotionally paralyzed that even He can’t cheerlead him off the couch?”).
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Best: My endearing patience with paople
Worst: My irritating patience with people.
Depends upon your point of view, I guess.
Peace,
mangeorge
Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.
I am not sure this is my best attribute, but it is one of my best and it is pretty unique:
I am the most unprocrastinating person I have ever known.
Worst:
I am an incurable smart ass.
Let’s See What’s Out There … Engage
The world’s loneliest doper.
Best: Honest, all day everyday.
Worst: Honest, all F** day every F*** day!
Wisdom is the boobie prize,they give you when you’ve been --unwise!
best: smart, clever, creative, good looking, good in bed.
worst: lazy, procrastinater
A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
Best: An irrepressible, unquenchable thirst for knowledge, for minutia, for trivia, for scouting down an obscure item, for reading everything and anything.
Worst: I think the vast majority of humans are damn fools.
Maybe I should have taken that job working in a back room at the library.
Hmmmmm. My best and worst. Made me think about it, this did.
Best: Generous, often to a fault. I’d give the shirt off my back if I felt someone needed it more <of course, then I’d be arrested for scaring people ;)>
Worst: My lack of self-esteem, my self-deprecation. I am working on that, but I still have a long way to go. This really bugs my closest friends, I’m sure that they’re tired of building me up emotionally.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Swiddles, I think we could be seperated at birth.
More on Shirley that you will flush down your mental toilet:
**The Good Stuff: ** excels in crisis situations ( only they don’t happen enough, so there you go.) Very funny (If I do say so myself) and terminal smartass.
**The Bad Stuff: ** Mentally beat myself up over the most totally and useless things in life. Very hard for me to make friends, but I am the funniest person you will talk to in the check out line/park/etc you will ever meet.
Best: I’m a good listener, and mostly level-headed in a crisis. I’m almost always horrendously polite and tactful. I’m sensitive. I expect the best of people, and have trouble believing the worst.
Worst: I’ve often got a mixed-up sense of priorities, and I procrastinate like crazy. And I’m fiercely independent about some things, which leads to being in over my head rather often. And I’ve got a way of convienently forgetting what I’ve got to do. And I have no memory. And I’m rather immature in some ways. And I don’t want to grow up sometimes. And I can be a ditz. And I can’t keep these sneakers tied.
My classes are optional. So is graduating.
(Certifiable WallyM7Sig)
Homepage: www.lightwave.com
Occupation: Photon
Location: I’m still stuck on this phosphor screen
Interests: Illuminescence, Phosphorescence and Florescence
(Profile by UncleBeer)
Best: I’m always right.
Worst: I think I’m always right.
Guest contributor
Straight Dope Science Advisory Board
Best: I am smart, funny, and probably a talented writer.
Worst: I refuse to believe any of it.
Best : Wiseass
Worst : Impatience/hasty temper and a whole boatload of others
I have all the answers, it’s just that most of them aren’t right.
Best: an open mind, an ear to lend and a shoulder to cry on.
Worst: low opinion of self, lazy
Chrisbar
St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high.
Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles
Best: Open-mindedness
Worst: I talk too much
(Or:
Best: Big dick
Worst: Selfish in bed)
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
Well then, give us some measurements on that bad boy. 
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha