here i am just searching for some stupid songs to pass the time, and one of them gets a transfer error. No problem, i’ll just get it from one of the other 100 people who have that very song. but wait, THERE’S MORE!!! the guy sends me an instant message…
<shabari2000> NO NINe
<shabari2000> Comprehenda Englais
<shabari2000> HUH
<shabari2000> Understand
<shabari2000> Fuck off
<wumpus6969> say what?
<shabari2000> Fuck oof
<shabari2000> Fuck off
<shabari2000> Comprhend
<wumpus6969> fuck what now?
<shabari2000> Go fuck a duck I dont care
<shabari2000> Screw of dumb asa
<wumpus6969> sorry they fly south in the winter
<shabari2000> ass
<shabari2000> U go follow
<wumpus6969> maybe a horse…
<shabari2000> sure
<shabari2000> rape a
<shabari2000> horse
<shabari2000> Whatever turns u on
<wumpus6969> if i go north a bit i could fuck a polar bear… but he might get real mad
<shabari2000> Anal rape no the polar would make u his bitch
<wumpus6969> i’d fuck myself too, but my dick doesn’t quite reach
<shabari2000> USe tweezzzers
<shabari2000> And a micreoscope
<wumpus6969> well, i dunno, i think he’d be my bitch if he didn’t kill me
<shabari2000> POlar bear and u it’s all good to u
<shabari2000> It’s all good
<wumpus6969> i don’t think tweesers would help, my ass is a long way from my cock
<shabari2000> Use plastic ur mom probably has one
<shabari2000> Or rubber
<shabari2000> But I bet u like it hard up the ass
<wumpus6969> could i borrow yours, hers got stuck
<shabari2000> So a stick ya use one of those it’s hard enough
<wumpus6969> no i prefer it in the ear…
<shabari2000> Of what u
<shabari2000> ?
<wumpus6969> my those Q-tips just feel great
<shabari2000> UR fucked
<shabari2000> SURE…
<shabari2000> whatever u type…
<wumpus6969> all the stick have fallen off my trees tho
<shabari2000> UR dad has one up this ass I know it’s not stuck use it
<wumpus6969> how do u know it’s stuck? are you the fag he lives with?
<wumpus6969> YOU BASTARD!!!
<shabari2000> OR better yet go ask ur dad To give U some Sugar u do Call him “suygar dady”
<wumpus6969> you’ve ruined my familly!!
<shabari2000> SURE…
<shabari2000> ya
<shabari2000> okay
<shabari2000> fag
<shabari2000> I mean HOMO
<shabari2000> HOMO’s
<wumpus6969> mmmmm milk
<shabari2000> like u
<shabari2000> Only like to be HOMO
<wumpus6969> a bit too much fat in homo tho
<shabari2000> OH from momy
<wumpus6969> i prefer 2%
<shabari2000> G back to mommy
<shabari2000> I bet she asked u to suck harder
<shabari2000> NEed that nutrition dont u and the money after ur done
<wumpus6969> nope, my teeth came in early, apparently i was a biter
<shabari2000> Suck
<shabari2000> She will get used to it
<shabari2000> Or maybe ur gay boyfriend
<shabari2000> O bet he would like a nibble
<wumpus6969> nope, im a big boy now, i can afford those nice ladys who live in that motel
<shabari2000> “NIB NIB” Milky
<shabari2000> OH the ones whom have cocks
<shabari2000> Okay I see
<wumpus6969> nib? what does that mean? you wrote it b4 too
<shabari2000> Chinsa town has been good to u
<wumpus6969> yep, that’s where i get my fortune cookies from
<shabari2000> With every purchase I bet
<shabari2000> HO
<wumpus6969> i normally get egg-foo-young, it costs about $5
<wumpus6969> what kind do you like?
<shabari2000> WIth every purchase
<shabari2000> OF sex
<shabari2000> with a guy sure…
<wumpus6969> you like it “with a guy”? no, i meant what kind of chinese food do you like? i don’t really care who you fuck… just stop screwing my dad ok?
<wumpus6969> oh come on, it’ll only take 15 seconds…
<shabari2000> UM let me think
<wumpus6969> i finish quick…
<shabari2000> NO NO
<shabari2000> NO
<shabari2000> NO
<shabari2000> U dont get it f off
<shabari2000> STupid fruit
<wumpus6969> hang on, oh oh oh ohhhhh yeah…
<shabari2000> YA…
<wumpus6969> k, what do ya
<wumpus6969> k, what do ya want me ta do now?
<shabari2000> k…
<shabari2000> LEave go far far away
<shabari2000> Fine i’ll let u transfer
<shabari2000> go ahead
<wumpus6969> y thank you :o)
<shabari2000> opps
<shabari2000> my bad
<shabari2000> my bad
<shabari2000> UM let me think
<shabari2000> NO NO
<shabari2000> opps
<shabari2000> YA…
<wumpus6969> what, did you blow on your keyboard?
<shabari2000> ha
<shabari2000> fag
<wumpus6969> did you know that fag spelled backwards is GAF… think about it
<shabari2000> LOL
<shabari2000> A fucking idiot
<shabari2000> So howz mc Donalds treat u
<shabari2000> I bet ur Elton Johns bitch
<wumpus6969> who’s mc Donalds
<shabari2000> HOMO
<wumpus6969> i know ms. Donalds, but im not in her class
<shabari2000> OH I forgot u live in a BROThEL
<shabari2000> MS mcdonalds ur owner ahh I see
<wumpus6969> why are you talking about milk again? we already had this conversation
<shabari2000> About how u blow ur daddy
<shabari2000> OR sucking ur moms nipples
<shabari2000> OH I forgot u live in a BROThEL
<wumpus6969> acctually, thats my sister, but your mistake is understandable, she sometimes uses my napster account
<shabari2000> Mommy is ms donald is mommy
<wumpus6969> really, i didn’t know she had kids!!!
<shabari2000> ASk the doctor
<shabari2000> THen again she would hidw the bodys in a dumpster
<shabari2000> Fuck ur trying to get the song i’llleave u alone U can download
<wumpus6969> have you been a dick to my sister as well? is that how you know where she works? SHE HAS A HARD ENOUGH LIFE AS IT IS DAMN IT!!! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
<shabari2000> I pay for her services
<shabari2000> LIke every other guy
<shabari2000> Including old men esspesialy them
<wumpus6969> did you grow up in a dumpster??? wow, i didn’t think Ms. Donalds was so mean!!!
<shabari2000> THen again she has altered ur mind
<shabari2000> THat’s why ur delusional
<shabari2000> And a fag
<shabari2000> sor bi sexual
<wumpus6969> you double taem her with old men??? that’s gotta be expensive, she charges triple for that!
<shabari2000> Really
<shabari2000> sure…
<shabari2000> ya thats it…
<shabari2000> u been on to much drugs it shows
<shabari2000> wumpus ur name should be crack head
<shabari2000> I fag /bi gang bang
<shabari2000> You do rape little kids
<wumpus6969> i think bi-sexual has a hyphen, no wait, maybe just one word bisexual, yeah that looks right, are you in english?
<shabari2000> NONO NO englais HOMO
<shabari2000> NINE
<wumpus6969> did you just say you fag/bi gang bang???
<shabari2000> Ya
<shabari2000> what ur illitret to
<wumpus6969> back to talking about th milk huh…
<shabari2000> fuck Brothels sure fucked ur life up
<wumpus6969> well, gotta get your calcium, builds strong bones you know
<shabari2000> MIlk does the body good
<shabari2000> u shopuld know u drink from ur mom lots
<shabari2000> Fine instead of saying Homo I’l say Homo sexual
<shabari2000> Becuase it’s hard for you to understand slang terms
<wumpus6969> that “to” you just used should have had a second “o”. The word “too” that you were infering to is a synonym of the word “also”
<shabari2000> Delibertating from a english word
<shabari2000> slang?
<shabari2000> Do you know what that is
<shabari2000> ?
<shabari2000> What you what me to use literary devices to like “alliteration”
<wumpus6969> slang, that would be derivitives of words use in a more informal setting
<shabari2000> U understand
<shabari2000> NONONO
<shabari2000> NO transfer
<wumpus6969> yeah, i had that problem on a bus once…
<shabari2000> What u could rape the little school kid
<wumpus6969> the guy made me pay another full fare
<wumpus6969> i ride my bike now, it’s better for me, and cheaper too
<shabari2000> GOOD…
<shabari2000> FOR…
<shabari2000> you…
<shabari2000> Cheaper…
<shabari2000> THats the ticket…
<wumpus6969> thank you, for ahwile there i thought you were just planning on insulting me, i guess everyone can change
<shabari2000> cant spend all the money that money from the brothel
<shabari2000> on double bus
<wumpus6969> have trouble holding down that shift key don’t ya there pal
<shabari2000> fare
<shabari2000> 2 months
<shabari2000> you sure dont like wasting
<shabari2000> it
<wumpus6969> nope, im saving up for a big red bike
<wumpus6969> i don’t go to the brothel anymore… not since my sister started working there, she charges too much
<shabari2000> So u can hide the children u rape in the little re wagon attached to it
<wumpus6969> somebody stole my red wagon
<shabari2000> Sister Brothel…
<wumpus6969> it was the fastest one EVER!
<shabari2000> I think the cops found the wagon
<wumpus6969> really!!!???
<shabari2000> U wernt fast enough
<shabari2000> ya really
<shabari2000> !!!
<wumpus6969> where is it? it got stolen years ago!!!
<shabari2000> Oh so ur one the run
<wumpus6969> man, that wagon ruled!!
<shabari2000> I heard a rapist was wandering around
<wumpus6969> nope, in the wagon i could roll
<shabari2000> Probably got a new wagon
<wumpus6969> really? you should stay indoors and not talk to strangers then
<wumpus6969> or have sex with them
<shabari2000> pedaphile
<shabari2000> Thats’s what ur I.Q test put down for ur future job
<shabari2000> Dreams do come tue
<wumpus6969> is that what he is? well how old are you, you might be ok
<shabari2000> It happend to u
<shabari2000> OK?
<wumpus6969> you seem to know a whole lot about my futur
<shabari2000> Make gramatics in your sentence structure proper
<shabari2000> ok?
<shabari2000> idiot
<shabari2000> I dont know alot your sosiopatheic structure of agreeing with derogatory statement tells other wise.
<shabari2000> Oh people raised in a brothel are submissive arent they?
<shabari2000> thEY PROPBABLY ARE
<shabari2000> PROBABLY
<wumpus6969> probably, did you see that on a documentry? they don’t lie too much
<shabari2000> Go listen to country
<wumpus6969> hmm, you’d think somebody else would have that, strange that i don’t go get it from someone else… ah well
<shabari2000> they dont lie it’s that u phoric state like u underatand they take insult kindly
<shabari2000> THE killers that is
<wumpus6969> i don’t enjoy country music that much, although shania twain and garth brooks are ok… i like lots of different types of people
<wumpus6969> what was so important about THE that you put it in caps?
<shabari2000> Understand the meaning behind the word
<shabari2000> Youll get it
<wumpus6969> i woulda thought “killers” would be the imortant word in that sentance
<shabari2000> just contemplate what it mean
<shabari2000> Means
<shabari2000> I know it will take several years for u but just try
<shabari2000> THEn again it depends on ur definition of years
<wumpus6969> you really seem to know lots about me
<shabari2000> I’m watching you
<shabari2000> scared
<shabari2000> probably not
<wumpus6969> well, most years have 365 days in them, but every 4 years there’s one with 366 days
<wumpus6969> it’s kinda wierd ey?
<shabari2000> leap year wow
<shabari2000> earths rotational spin yippe
<wumpus6969> on extra day just sorta pops in occasionally
<shabari2000> not wierd quite common
<wumpus6969> maybe that day lives far away
<shabari2000> or maybe it’s today
<wumpus6969> and he likes to see all the other days once in ahwile
<shabari2000> in the blink of an eye ur life passes bye
<wumpus6969> you know, catch up on what he’s missed
<shabari2000> HE who?
<wumpus6969> maybe they play baseball at a big group gathering
<shabari2000> YA…sure…okay…ball…
<wumpus6969> i bet August 1st hits a home run every time they play
<wumpus6969> he’s the best day of them all
<wumpus6969> big and strong
<wumpus6969> maybe he’s on steroids
<wumpus6969> i bet Feb 29th doesn’t like that too much
<wumpus6969> coming back only once in 4 years
<wumpus6969> then getting beaten by a drugged up day
<wumpus6969> Feb 29th is probly better at winter sports
<wumpus6969> like curling
<wumpus6969> you can’t hit the hack when you curl
<wumpus6969> the rock will jump up and crack the ice
<wumpus6969> then the ice guy gets real pissed off and says “hey, you broke my ice!”
<wumpus6969> and then 29th says “sorry man, i only play once every 4 years”
<wumpus6969> hmmmm, i think i must be invisible to you now…
<wumpus6969> idiot…