NASA locates Winston Niles Rumfoord

Or possibly Kazak, Saro, or Malachi Constant.

Damn Chrono-synclastic Infundibulum!

(I think you meant Salo?)

When I read that, back in 1974, both I and my then-apartment-mate found the idea of life with the Harmoniums very attractive, and we wanted to go live with them at the bottom of a cave like Boaz did.

(Some stuff so it’s not in all caps.)

IT’S AN INTELLIGENCE TEST!