Nipples are cool, but vaginas are way cool.
Cool? You must be doing something wrong. I prefer both warm.
Soooo…what’s the big deal? They’re just sitting there not doing a damn thing that’s interesting, near as I can tell. Is there an actual point to this thread, or are we just worked up because we get to see a movie star’s nipples?
Once again we see illustrated a fundamental difference between men and women.
They don’t so much have to do anything that’s interesting, other than show up in public. They’re very much like royalty in that manner.
I just want to be the first person in this thread to unequivocally express my ardent appreciation of Natalie Portman’s nipples, that picture, and this thread. Screw the rest of you.
Sorry CrazyCatLady, but I think you’re the wrong gender to appreciate the POINTS of this thread.
My reaction? Nice dress she’s wearing–we can see her panties, too. Thanks for sharing.
Since 4 people stated specifically they weren’t interested, and I assume they’re gay, that leaves 496 who were interested, at least enough to open this thread.
Personally, I find the whole thread very offensive. Not just for the silly Subject Line, but that anyone, anywhere, male or female, gay or straight, could think of present-day Natalie Portman to be anything than one of the most gorgeous, breathtakingly-beautiful women on the planet. “They have eyes, but do not see…”
I’ll bet it’s an anti-Star Wars thing, rubbed off onto her.
[austin powers] is it cold in here? [/austin powers]
Hooray for boobies.
That’s all.
Actually, there are two…
I stand by typhoon.
Alex, I’ll take Natalie Portman’s nipples for a hundred please.
…leaving Miss Portman with none, and stealing the appeal of the thread. Nice. You’d at least display them on a plaque over the fireplace, right?
Any pictures of her stomach AND nipples?
I’m thinking of having them stuffed.
What are we FARK now?
Yes, we are. I am anyway. I’ve already caught the Fark; I keep seeing pictures of women and thinking, “Yeah I’d hit it”
I think the reason a lot of people are obsessed with Natalie Portman is the same reason some people are obsessed over Jodie Foster - she was portrayed in a sexualized manner in her early teens. Tickles those neotenous instincts of ours.
Neotonous being from the Greek for “jailbait-chasing perv”?