Once upon a time I was a member of my college glee club. From time-to-time we would board buses to take us to performance venues. As Interstate highways were (ahem) then in their infancy, sometimes these roadtrips were several hours in length. To amuse ourselver we frequently resorted to singing “bus songs”, i.e., parodies of popular songs with funny/stupid/mostly profane lyrics.
In my dotage I am now attempting to remember some of them but find the old grey matter is not cooperating. Here’s one I partially remember; can anyone supply additional details?
Sung to the tune of “Brazil”
(Background singers vamp in a samba rhythm)
“Bite that titty, pinch the nipple off, bite that titty, pinch the
nipple off” …[simile]
(Lead)
"Brassiere…
I saw you hanging on the line…
You must have been a forty-nine…
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la…la-la…la-la
[etc.}
Feel free to “flesh out” the above or add your own.
Is there a collection of these anywhere?
Shall we start one here? Or move to MPSIMS if appropriate?
TMTOMH
Brassiere…
You hold those things I love so dear…
And when you stick them in my ear…
My heart oes into second gear, Brassiere…
OK, so let that be the second verse. But what were the words in verse one that I had to replace with “La-la-la-la-la…”?
Since this is about music, I’ll move this thread to Cafe Society.
bibliophage
moderator GQ
I’ll have to get in touch with an old friend of mine. He used to sing bawdy lyrics to the Marty Robbins song, “El Paso”.
Here’s what I remember of it:
*Down in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in lust for a Mexican girl.
She had big tits and a tight little ass-o
*
I’m sorry I can’t remember more, my friend used to have me in stitches whenever he sang that. If anyone else has heard similar lyrics, feel free to continue
After I had heard Coward of the County too many times, it came out all twisted:
Promise me, son
That you’ll bite your woman’s buns.
Wear a two-day stubble when you can.
Folks won’t think you’re queer,
If you have another beer.
Damn right you got to drink to be a man!
With apologies and muffled laughter to Kenny Rogers:rolleyes:
My dad used to sing us the submariner’s version of the Ballad of the Green Berets:
ahhh, my family 
Do a Kazaa search on “John Valby”. That’s about all he does, dirty parodies of popular songs.
In kindergarten we used to think we reached the pinnacle of cool once we learned the lines to this ditty.
Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to…
Hello operator, give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I’ll chop off your…
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass,
Miss Lucy sat upon it and she broke her big fat…
Ask me no more questions, Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their…
Flies are in the city, bees are in their hives,
The boys & girls ar kissing in the
d a r k p a r k…dark park.
I never claimed to be mature
To prove my claim in the previous post, and with no assitance from Google:
[spoiler]
Eat
Bite
Fuck
Suck
Gobble
Nibble
Chew
Niplle
Bosom
Hair-Pie
Finger-Fuck
Screw
Moose Piss
Cat Pud
Orangutan Tit
Sheep Pussy
Camel Crack
& Big Lion’s Shit[/spoiler]
Anyone wanna join me in a duet of Leprecy?
Aye yi yi yi
Your sister sucks fly shit through screen doors.
So sing me another verse,
worse than the other verse,
And dance on my balls
'till I’m silly!
Dr. Dirty, indeed.