I am the ** Cybernetic Tiger **!! Ok, it’s cheesy, but what are you gonna do?
My girlfriend is another ** Spunky Misunderstood Genius **… I think I recall seeing that one earlier. Julie, are you on this MB too?! 
The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera
Hey, Hey, Hey there. . .
I’m the 100-Watt Warlock there.
Something fishy’s going on there. . .
I’m the “Jive Talkin’ Choirboy.” Does anyone know where I can buy a jive/english dictionary? I need to do some serious studying.
My fiancee is “Sabre-Toothed Portillo”. What does a Mexican President have to do with the Wu-Tang clan?
All right Michelle. Great we can team up and destroy things together. Except I am kinda tired today. Maybe tomorrow. You know, if I get a good nap and nothing’s on TV.
I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy.
Hmmm. Currently I am Inebriated Assistant. Dull.
My maiden name, however, is Bastard, BASTARD, Harbormastah. I’m not sure I could live up to that as a username.
Tha Winged Cow here!
Life is tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
Womanly Panther here, and it came up with that answer for both my screen name and my actual name, which I found interesting.
My husband is Sabre-Toothed Portillo. But what is a portillo?
“Sorry, I’m just not myself today… Maybe I’m you.”
Chrome Toaster
I happen to be “Alarmingly-named Wolfman”.
Is that good or bad?
Another Spunky Misunderstood Genius.
Misunderstood, sure, but…
What is this!? I put in my first and last names and got “Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet”, just like Mullinator’s dad. I put in my first and middle names and got exactly the same thing. Seeing as how I am not Mullinator’s father, or at least I wasn’t the last time I checked, they must reuse names quite often.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Looks like I’m the first Inscrutable Drama Queen here.
I was pretty happy with that, but then I tried my husband’s name - and got the same thing.
A few others we tried:
Regis Philbin - Choclatey Nazi
John Cleese - Tha Prickly Comedian
Porky Pig - Eight-Legged DJ
Truman Capote - Excitable Misunderstood Genius
Yo, Yo, Yo! Tha Prickly Comedian is in the house! (Sure, I have to share it with John Cleese, but that’s quite acceptable.)
Lovely wife = Cybernetic Tiger
The boy = Ol’ Filthy, Sweaty Bastard (which is damn hard to live up to at 22 months, believe you me)
And, using my screen name: Victorian Cow (which I know I’ve seen before – how many people am I?)
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Inscrutable Drama Queen in da house. Yo yo yo, keep it real.
Appropriate for someone as evil as me–say hello to: Flailing Fanatical Killer!!!
Happily married to: Chocolatey Nazi!!!
The Top 10 Greatest Things About Procrastination:
Using “Scarlet Pimpernel,” I become
Greasy Choirboy.
Doesnt strike me as terribly euphonious, although it’s funny, given that I sing.
Using my real name, I become
Big Wicker Ventriloquist.
Have no idea what it means, but it’s awesome!
Optimistic Lyricist comin’ at’cha. Whut uuup?
Sucks to your assmar.
All right, let’s do some politicians
“Your posting style resembles a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist.”
–Mullinator, paraphrased–
My real name yields *Crafty Barnardo.
I think I’m going to paint it on the back of my truck!
Now all I need to do is buy a truck.
Strangely enough, I become PurpleCrackwhore. Who woulda thunk it?
Huh.
Kellibelli is “partially formed transformah”
Oh lord!
My real name translates to " Chocolatey Nazi !!!
Teds name is Erratic Asassin…
Frankie is Sheepish Lord of Chaos.
I dont know if I should be amused or frightened.