Need a refreshed vagina? Steam it! - Video

[astro]

This is a interesting article and video about an herbal steam for your vagina.

The V Steam

Offered at The YinOva Center in New York City, the V-Steam is touted as a treatment for women suffering from a variety of gynecological issues, ranging from endometriosis to menstrual cramps and yeast infections.

“It cleanses and tones and nourishes the vagina, the cervix and the uterus,” said Jill Blakeway, clinical director at The YinOva Center. “I like to think of it as a detox for your female anatomy.”

Blakeway said that when used in conjunction with acupuncture and Chinese herbs, the treatment has even helped some women struggling with infertility, as well as those undergoing IVF treatments.

[Blackberry]

Well I’ll certainly try that if the Reiki doesn’t work. LOL J/K! Of course the Reiki will work.

[Superhal]

Can I just drink tea or something?

[kayaker]

WooWoo Woo.

[shijinn]

mmm steamed vagina. now with 11 secret herbs and spices.

[Gyrate]

@kayaker

WooWoo Woo.

<applause>

[Slithy_Tove]

rug doctor, steaming mad at dirt?

I’m no accent expert, but the clinic director sounds kind of pinchy-vowell Australian. Isn’t that the country where they invented Nads hair removal, and anal bleaching? There must really be an antipodean antipathy against the human body as-is.

ETA: herbal poultices administered transvaginally have been around for eons. The method of application was via the handiest household item - the end of a broomstick. Trivia buffs know this to be the origin of the witch riding one.

[Machine_Elf]

I happen to like steamed clams.

[Eonwe]

A controversial ‘facial’ for your reproductive parts

Hahahaha!

[hotflungwok]

Cue women walking funny into the burn ward in 3, 2, 1…

[Amateur_Barbarian]

@kayaker

WooWoo Woo.

@Machine_Elf

I happen to like steamed clams.

<more applause>

Yeahh…I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
But i need your love to keep away the cold.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
But i can’t get warm without your hand to hold.
The radiators hissin still I need your kissin to keep me from freezing each nite.
I’ve got a hot water bottle, but nothing i’ve got’ll take the place of you holdin me tight.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
I’ve got ::cling cling:: fsssss steam heat.
But i need your love to keep away the cold.
:::Instrumental:::
They told me to throw some more coal in the boiler.
They told me to throw some more coal in the boiler.
They told me to throw some more coal in the boiler.
But that don’t do no good.
They told me to pour some more oil in the burner.
They told me to pour some more oil in the burner.
They told me to pour some more oil in the burner.
But that don’t do no good.
Coal in the boiler. No good. Oil in the burner. No good. Cold? NO! Hot?
YES! sssssss yes yes yes come on union get hot!!
:::Clapping:::
** BOINK BOINK!! BOINK BOINK!! BOINK BOINK!!**
:::Instrumental:::
I need your love to keep away the cold. i need you looove to keep awayyyy the colddd…fsss YEA!!

[Hypno-Toad]

@shijinn

mmm steamed vagina. now with 11 secret herbs and spices.

Stick with the original and avoid the extra crispy.

The parent company is Stanley Steam-Her.

[Fubaya]

If that doesn’t work, do they break out the pressure washer?

[Dangerosa]

Sometimes I wish I’d have come up with these ideas to separate a fool from their money. Then I remember I’m an ethical person…

[YogSothoth]

I prefer my vaginas steamed too, it keeps the flavor in

[Sattua]

I saw a Joanna Lumley documentary about women in northern Africa sitting over smoldering acacia boughs to “purify” and perfume their bodies, and especially their hoo-has. This sounds like it took that tiny germ of an idea and went for money, money, money.

[Battle_Pope]

Does it get the wrinkles out?

@Slithy_Tove

I’m no accent expert, but the clinic director sounds kind of pinchy-vowell Australian. Isn’t that the country where they invented Nads hair removal, and anal bleaching? There must really be an antipodean antipathy against the human body as-is.

We invented anal bleaching? I didn’t know that. A guy I used to work with would always go up to Sydney for the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and religiously (heh) booked his “back, sack’n’crack” wax for the day before.

But hell, inventing anal bleaching? I think I’ll start a campaign to get that onto one of our bank notes next time they get re-designed. Maybe a specially stamped $2 coin would be more appropriate?

[Capt_Kirk]

@Battle_Pope

Does it get the wrinkles out?

We invented anal bleaching? I didn’t know that. A guy I used to work with would always go up to Sydney for the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and religiously (heh) booked his “back, sack’n’crack” wax for the day before.

But hell, inventing anal bleaching? I think I’ll start a campaign to get that onto one of our bank notes next time they get re-designed. Maybe a specially stamped $2 coin would be more appropriate?

“And now we shall unveil the obverse of the new AUS $2 coin, specially designed to commemorate another Australian invention”

:eek:

The Reaver

[Battle_Pope]

@The Reaver

“And now we shall unveil the obverse of the new AUS $2 coin, specially designed to commemorate another Australian invention”

:eek:

The Reaver

“Australian’s invented the starfis…OH GOD!”

[Capt_Kirk]

@Battle_Pope

“Australian’s invented the starfis…OH GOD!”

You could nickname it the “Brownie”

The Reaver