Need advice on going down on gf

Venus Flytrap.

Yeah…exactly what Giraffe said!! sweet sweet sigh

i gotta get me a giraffe!

sweet contradiction, maybe try wearing an acacia leaf g-string? :wink:

I notice that we haven’t heard much out of the OP in a while. Cat got your tongue?

Giraffe How you doin?

Sometimes I start at the feet.

Every woman is different. The important thing is that you want to please her.

Somehow, I don’t think that the cat has the OP’s tongue…

I thought I’d offer a practical note into this. The first few times you do this with anyone, the taste will most likely be something you’re not expecting. It may not be bad, it may be bad, it most likely won’t be good the first time. Eventually, you’ll start thinking of it as good, but you definitely do not want to stop after your first lick and go “Ewwwwwwiiiieeeeeee!”

My suggestion is to slip a single Listerine Mint Strip onto your tongue about 60 seconds or so before you start doing the deed. It’ll make sure the taste isn’t as strong and it gives your tongue and good tingly feeling for her. As a note, from experience when having it happen the other way, MAKE SURE THE STRIP IS DISSOLVED FOR AT LEAST 60 SECONDS BEFORE LICKING!!!

No one likes curling into the fetal position with their private bits on fire. That is all I’ll say about the burning… oh the burning… it hurtses. We hates the trixy stripses.

As for technique, go for whatever, try a few things, see how she reacts. Mostly, be enthusiastic. Moan, hum, make sure she knows that you like doing it. If it works on you when she’s doing the same, then it’ll work on her.

:wink:

You know, when I posted I realized that I was in danger of getting flirted with. But damnit, the boy needs our help! Consequences be damned! Such are the sacrifices I make to help my fellow man.

:: cue inspirational music ::

Step 1. Do everything everybody said above.

Step 2. When she starts getting into it, she will probably close your eyes. This is you opportunity to pull out the surprise you cleverly concealed under the bed earlier that day: a mousetrap! Attach the mousetrap to your tongue, being sure it makes an audible snapping sound.

Step 3. Jump up, flip on the lights, and start yelling. “Oww! How the hell did that get in there!”

Hilarity is sure to ensue.

Giraffe - That was more than just flirtation :wink: Are you coming to the DC metro area anytime soon :smiley:

A proposition?! Nice!

But alas, my wife won’t let me cross the country to perform oral sex on women I meet over the Internet. She’s sort of a shrew that way. :slight_smile:

What if chestutmare were independently wealthy, and offered you $1 million dollars to take that prehensile tongue for a ride for one night?

(excuse me, I have to go write a movie treatment…)

Definitely do NOT just start going at it really hard and fast when you realize she’s about to climax. GRADUALLY Increase pressure and/or speed.

Some women are very sensitive and a hard sudden pressure, even with something as soft as your tongue can stop a marvelous orgasm in it’s tracks with sort of an “ouch, too much” effect, and make her have to start over at ground zero.

Dude… rule #1, enjoy it, and make sure she knows you’re enjoying it…
rule #2- if all else fails, keep altoids handy :wink:
rule #3- never ever ever think of cheesecake
rule #4- if you must use an alphabet, try and learn Mandarin- lots more characters to play with…
rule #5- don’t expect her to come. If she does, she does, and if she doesn’t… well, she’ll tell all her friends you’re hopeless and you’ll have cottonmouth for nothing.

And most important of all- DO NOT ASK if you can put peanut butter on there first.

Atlantis- I think the point may be precisely that “the cat” has his tongue :wink:

Well personally, I prefer for the clitoris to be approached from the bottom. . . that way it’s less direct and you can work your way upwards gradually.

Though I guess I’m not the person you’d want to ask; I’ve never thought that I give very good head. If I do, I think it’s only by comparison to all the people who give really bad head.

If only you could test things out on yourself. . .

<Homer>
How much sex would be involved?
(menacing) Because if it’s some
</Homer>

At this point… :smiley:

Oh who am I kidding, I am far from independtly wealthy so it is a moot point.

Although… I do give as good as I get :wink:

::beating head off of desk, remembering the young and carefree days before marriage and child::

A slow go down, dont forget the tummy and thighs, when at the “fish” massage the inner thighs and rub on her a little, I do this before sex, just so she comes too and I ain’t in no trouble…

If she knows that you’re tracing the alphabet, then you aren’t doing it right!